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The evolution of nintendo's game controllers    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I will enroll in anger management classes when you enroll in shut the fuck up classes
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The only thing I plan to accomplish at work today is to turn a gallon of coffee into a gallon of piss    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I don't need anger management classes, You need shut the fuck up classes
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The best remedy for dry mouth is wet vagina    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I'm not the kind of girl you can take home to your mother unless your mother is a drunk whore too    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I look at people sometimes and think... Really? That's the sperm that won?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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What did one tampon say to the other?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I was in the middle of texting you back    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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OH YOU WANT ME TO ACCEPT THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE? HOW ABOUT NO AND GO FUCK YOURSELF
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DON'T LET THE SMILE FOOL YOU... I'M A BITCH AND SMELL LIKE SARDINES!
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OH SOMEONE FROM X-FACTOR KILLED HERSELF? WHO THE HELL WATCHES THAT CRAP?
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When I'm not busy creating chaos and being the villain,  I like to frolick in a meadow and smell all the flowers!
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Don't let the smile fool you
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Shut the hell up Barack Obama!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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And the congregation said WDE!!!!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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CALLS PEOPLE STUPID FOR BELIEVING IN GOD THINKS THE GOVERNMENT IS SPRAYING CHEMTRAILS ON HER
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Your girl done fucked the whole hood
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Yeah That's the spot.
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You want to know the funny part? I sooo killed my fucking kid! HAHA Suck it America!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
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  WE ARE OUTRAGED BY THE DEATH OF CECIL THE LION
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What the hell is that arc made of?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
alcohol
It's me or the beer    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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The I don't give a fuck is strong in this one
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We are 99% of the problem
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Children can distract you while driving so put them in the trunk    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Further proof the French are PUSSIES    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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the road to give a fuck is that way
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The Governator
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The Army - Don't ask, Don't tell    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
If this is a christian country because the majority are christians Is it also an unemployed white male country?
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So I guess a handjob is out of the question
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I bet my dick is tiny compared to some of the shits you've taken
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alcohol
You're not drunk until you have to grab onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth
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The older I get, the more I realize how much I fucking hate people
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