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I'm not the kind of girl you can take home to your mother unless your mother is a drunk whore too    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I don't need anger management classes, You need shut the fuck up classes
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The best remedy for dry mouth is wet vagina    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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The only thing I plan to accomplish at work today is to turn a gallon of coffee into a gallon of piss    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I will enroll in anger management classes when you enroll in shut the fuck up classes
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I look at people sometimes and think... Really? That's the sperm that won?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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What did one tampon say to the other?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I was in the middle of texting you back    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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You want to know the funny part? I sooo killed my fucking kid! HAHA Suck it America!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Shut the hell up Barack Obama!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Evolution takes a turn for the worse
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uses computer with 64kb rom to get to the moon    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
OH JESUS IS THE KING OF EARTH? TELL ME AGAIN HOW HE COMMANDED THE ROMANS
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The Governator
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911 - Still more believable than the original story
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thanksgiving
Don't feed the pilgrims
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and now, the stuffing...    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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We are 99% of the problem
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Children can distract you while driving so put them in the trunk    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Rapex (the anti rape condom)    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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The Army - Don't ask, Don't tell    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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What the hell is that arc made of?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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The real reason that we can't have the ten commandments in a courthouse    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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The 28th amendment    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Every single drug that has ever been recalled by the FDA...    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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The truth behind Chrysler    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Brain cell and the universe    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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If the health care reform plan is so great?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
CLAIMS TO BE A PUPPET MASTER IS A PUPPET OF THE CHURCH
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EATS THE BODY OF CHRIST AND DRINKS HIS BLOOD IS SAD THEY ARE NOT SERVING THE SPERM OF CHRIST
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IF JESUS WAS A MESSIAH FOR CURING PEOPLE ARE THE 15 MILLION DOCTORS MESSIAHS SINCE THEY CURED MORE PEOPLE THAN JESUS?
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I don't see the resemblance
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WEED CURES EVERYTHING, GMO IS BAD, THE EARTH IS FLAT IT MUST BE FUCKING TRUE BECAUSE IT'S ON THE INTERNET    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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CALLS PEOPLE STUPID FOR BELIEVING IN GOD THINKS THE GOVERNMENT IS SPRAYING CHEMTRAILS ON HER
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IF JESUS WAS THE SON OF GOD DOES THAT MEAN HIS DAD IS JUST AS PATHETIC?
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OH YOU BELIEVE IN GOD? WHAT OTHER FAIRY TALES DO YOU BELIEVE IN? THE TOOTH FAIRY? SANTA? THE EASTER BUNNY?
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