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You want to know the funny part? I sooo killed my fucking kid! HAHA Suck it America!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Evolution takes a turn for the worse
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Children can distract you while driving so put them in the trunk    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Shut the hell up Barack Obama!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I look at people sometimes and think... Really? That's the sperm that won?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I don't need anger management classes, You need shut the fuck up classes
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The only thing I plan to accomplish at work today is to turn a gallon of coffee into a gallon of piss    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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The best remedy for dry mouth is wet vagina    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I'm not the kind of girl you can take home to your mother unless your mother is a drunk whore too    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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What did one tampon say to the other?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I will enroll in anger management classes when you enroll in shut the fuck up classes
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I was in the middle of texting you back    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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When I'm not busy creating chaos and being the villain,  I like to frolick in a meadow and smell all the flowers!
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Don't let the smile fool you
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We are 99% of the problem
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The Governator
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Yeah That's the spot.
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  WE ARE OUTRAGED BY THE DEATH OF CECIL THE LION
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The Army - Don't ask, Don't tell    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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What the hell is that arc made of?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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OH YOU WANT ME TO ACCEPT THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE? HOW ABOUT NO AND GO FUCK YOURSELF
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And the congregation said WDE!!!!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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CALLS PEOPLE STUPID FOR BELIEVING IN GOD THINKS THE GOVERNMENT IS SPRAYING CHEMTRAILS ON HER
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OH SOMEONE FROM X-FACTOR KILLED HERSELF? WHO THE HELL WATCHES THAT CRAP?
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DON'T LET THE SMILE FOOL YOU... I'M A BITCH AND SMELL LIKE SARDINES!
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If the health care reform plan is so great?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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the wonderful smell of a baby
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Hey Hollywood, sit down and pour yourselves a nice cup of shut the fuck up
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Man the harpoons    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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OH YOU ARE ARE EXCITED ABOUT THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE TELL ME AGAIN ABOUT ALL THE GREAT MOVIES DISNEY MADE
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Oh the new version of Stephen King's It won't be as good as the original? Tell me again how great made for TV horror movies are that ignore the book    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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how the hell is zubat holding squirtle?
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bulimic people y u no eat the fat people and puke them out?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I didn't make it to the gym today
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I miss you like an old man's urine stream misses the toilet    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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god of the heavens y u so pussy?    HTML BB Direct Link Share