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I'm not the kind of girl you can take home to your mother unless your mother is a drunk whore too    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I don't need anger management classes, You need shut the fuck up classes
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What did one tampon say to the other?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I look at people sometimes and think... Really? That's the sperm that won?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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The best remedy for dry mouth is wet vagina    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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The only thing I plan to accomplish at work today is to turn a gallon of coffee into a gallon of piss    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I was in the middle of texting you back    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I will enroll in anger management classes when you enroll in shut the fuck up classes
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200 pictures of you at the bar
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This is my favorite day of the week to break my feeble vow to never drink again
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I didn't make it to the gym today
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I miss you like an old man's urine stream misses the toilet    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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the reason i swear so much is because fuck you    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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You want to know the funny part? I sooo killed my fucking kid! HAHA Suck it America!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Hey Hollywood, sit down and pour yourselves a nice cup of shut the fuck up
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Shut the hell up Barack Obama!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Evolution takes a turn for the worse
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Children can distract you while driving so put them in the trunk    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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god of the heavens y u so pussy?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
OH YOU ARE ALL GOING TO BLOW UP MY NEWSFEED BECAUSE ROBIN WILIAMS IS DEAD? TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU BLEW UP MY NEWS FEED WHEN ISRAEL MURDERED 1000+ CHILDREN IN THE LAST MONTH
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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE EBOLA PATIENT IN ATLANTA IS A DISTRACTION TO MAKE YOU IGNORE ISRAEL, ISIS AND UKRAINE CREATING GENOCIDE?
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AN APPEALS COURT FOUND NSA ILLEGAL? WHY DO WE HAVE THE 4TH AMENDMENT?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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BRACE YOURSELVES THE REFUGEE MEMES ARE UPON US    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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What if I told you Your mind is like a basketball in the winter?
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Food is a human right and the government should force GMO to be labeled FALSE growing your food is a human right, buying it is a service    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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give me the finger    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
WE NEED TO RAISE THE MINIMUM WAGE TO 10 DOLLARS AN HOUR THE UNEMPLOYMENT IS NOT HIGH ENOUGH AT SEVEN DOLLARS AN HOUR
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If certain people's ugly personality showed on the outside
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Don't let the smile fool you
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OH, YOU ARE GLAD THE GOVERNMENT ALLOWED GAYS TO MARRY? TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU DON'T HAVE STOCKHOLM SYNDROME    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Is the face of freedom Owned slaves, responsible for Native American genocide,   Used military against people protesting a whiskey tax    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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IF WHITE PEOPLE ARE THE SAME AS BLACK PEOPLE WHY DON'T WHITE PEOPLE HIDE IN TREES WITH COUCHES?
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OH YOUR CHILD IS ON ADHD MEDICINE? DO YOU USE THAT TO COUNTER THE HI-C OR THE FRUIT LOOPS?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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the wonderful smell of a baby
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don't tell my wife to stay in the kitchen    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Not sure if Sarah Palin is a fame whore with a cheerleader mentality Or a puppet inserted into the tea party to discredit them
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