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ecards
I miss you like an old man's urine stream misses the toilet    HTML BB Direct Link Share
conversations
i raped your goldfish    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
old saying
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religion
Mohammed he raped a 9 year old girl
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insults
Have I ever told you how much I hate you? Good
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insults
What if I told you Your mind is like a basketball in the winter?
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Memes
OH THE FLU HAS REACHED EPIDEMIC THRESHOLDS? TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU ARE TRYING TO PAWN YOUR WORTHLESS FLU VACCINE ON PEOPLE    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
Obama how about you come on my show with Putin Instead of starting another cold war    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
Founded by a skitzophrenic mass murderer  pedophile who married a six year old
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religion
I never use condoms when raping my 9 year old wife
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truth
What if I told you judges aren't doctors And politicians aren't scientists?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
printable cold sores
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truth
If the Chinese make shitty products Why is their 1400 year old great wall sturdier than the mexican border?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
What if I told you my GMO crops did not contaminate your organic crops Your organic crops contaminated my GMO crops    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Memes
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU ONLY DUMBASS RETARDS WATCH THE SUPERBOWL?
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birthday
You are a year older on your birthday? False, you are 0.0027378507871321       years older on your birthday    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
I do not like being told what to do unless I am naked    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
I am so cold. Warm me up pls?
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funny
What if I told you Michael Jackson's ghost is haunting the orphanage?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
what if i told you you can like more than 1 genre of music
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funny
are you 18 or older?
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truth
what if i told you one private bank counterfeited 16 trillion of your money
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funny
Fuck her before she gets cold    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
So then I told her por is degrading to women, I would never watch it
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funny
monopoly is an old game    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
hold my hand while you're driving    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
oh your boyfriend said hold on and clicked over at 3am?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
4 million iraqis displaced, untold thousands killed    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
I have the body of a 20 year old    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
old lady    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
I told my wife I wanted to try anal sex    HTML BB Direct Link Share
insults
What's better than winning gold in the special olympics?
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alcohol
Hold my beer and watch this    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOUR RELIGION IS A CONSPIRACY THEORY
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demotivational
how the hell is zubat holding squirtle?
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political
UN Arms Treaty? Me and Eric Holder are exempt    HTML BB Direct Link Share