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funny
Wait that's not a pot of gold    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
are you 18 or older?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
4 million iraqis displaced, untold thousands killed    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
everybody in japan is either a ten year old girl or a monster    HTML BB Direct Link Share
insults
What if I told you Your mind is like a basketball in the winter?
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ecards
old saying
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ecards
I miss you like an old man's urine stream misses the toilet    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
Mohammed he raped a 9 year old girl
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alcohol
Hold my beer and watch this    HTML BB Direct Link Share
conversations
i raped your goldfish    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
UN Arms Treaty? Me and Eric Holder are exempt    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
OH YOU SOLD SOMEONE A CIGARETTE? TIME TO DIE!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU JERUSALEM HOLDS THE RECORD FOR THE LONGEST GAME OF KING OF THE MOUNTAIN
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political
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE EBOLA PATIENT IN ATLANTA IS A DISTRACTION TO MAKE YOU IGNORE ISRAEL, ISIS AND UKRAINE CREATING GENOCIDE?
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funny
He told her he liked her pussy but he didn't even pet me
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political
Obama how about you come on my show with Putin Instead of starting another cold war    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
IS IT NO WONDER WHY CONSERVATIVES LOOK UP TO ME? I WON A GOLDEN GLOBE AND A GOLDEN BOOT
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conversations
Old navy
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political
What if I told you Democracy is 51% bullying the 49%    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
What's better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
christmas
a 2000 year old carpenter!
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political
LIARS EVEN A 3 YEAR OLD CAN SPOT 'EM.    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
hold my hand while you're driving    HTML BB Direct Link Share
insults
Have I ever told you how much I hate you? Good
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religion
Founded by a skitzophrenic mass murderer  pedophile who married a six year old
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religion
I never use condoms when raping my 9 year old wife
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truth
What if I told you judges aren't doctors And politicians aren't scientists?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
insults
What's better than winning gold in the special olympics?
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religion
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOUR RELIGION IS A CONSPIRACY THEORY
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truth
If the Chinese make shitty products Why is their 1400 year old great wall sturdier than the mexican border?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
What if I told you my GMO crops did not contaminate your organic crops Your organic crops contaminated my GMO crops    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
Behold, I come quickly
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Memes
OH THE FLU HAS REACHED EPIDEMIC THRESHOLDS? TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU ARE TRYING TO PAWN YOUR WORTHLESS FLU VACCINE ON PEOPLE    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Memes
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU ONLY DUMBASS RETARDS WATCH THE SUPERBOWL?
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ecards
The older I get, the more I realize how much I fucking hate people
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birthday
You are a year older on your birthday? False, you are 0.0027378507871321       years older on your birthday    HTML BB Direct Link Share