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demotivational
how the hell is zubat holding squirtle?
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ecards
I miss you like an old man's urine stream misses the toilet    HTML BB Direct Link Share
insults
Have I ever told you how much I hate you? Good
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insults
What if I told you Your mind is like a basketball in the winter?
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ecards
old saying
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religion
Founded by a skitzophrenic mass murderer  pedophile who married a six year old
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truth
What if I told you judges aren't doctors And politicians aren't scientists?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
If the Chinese make shitty products Why is their 1400 year old great wall sturdier than the mexican border?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
What if I told you my GMO crops did not contaminate your organic crops Your organic crops contaminated my GMO crops    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE EBOLA PATIENT IN ATLANTA IS A DISTRACTION TO MAKE YOU IGNORE ISRAEL, ISIS AND UKRAINE CREATING GENOCIDE?
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conversations
Old navy
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Memes
OH THE FLU HAS REACHED EPIDEMIC THRESHOLDS? TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU ARE TRYING TO PAWN YOUR WORTHLESS FLU VACCINE ON PEOPLE    HTML BB Direct Link Share
insults
What's better than winning gold in the special olympics?
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ecards
printable cold sores
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political
Obama how about you come on my show with Putin Instead of starting another cold war    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Memes
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU ONLY DUMBASS RETARDS WATCH THE SUPERBOWL?
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political
IS IT NO WONDER WHY CONSERVATIVES LOOK UP TO ME? I WON A GOLDEN GLOBE AND A GOLDEN BOOT
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birthday
You are a year older on your birthday? False, you are 0.0027378507871321       years older on your birthday    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
It's cold outside better put a beanie on    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
I told my wife I wanted to try anal sex    HTML BB Direct Link Share
conversations
i raped your goldfish    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
UN Arms Treaty? Me and Eric Holder are exempt    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
OH YOU SOLD SOMEONE A CIGARETTE? TIME TO DIE!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
new year
OH YOU TOLD ME TO HAVE A GOOD NEW YEAR? HOW ABOUT YOU STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
what if i told you one private bank counterfeited 16 trillion of your money
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funny
23 year old soccer coach gets 16 and 17 year old players drunk and has sex with them at a park    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
What if I told you Democracy is 51% bullying the 49%    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
What's better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
Beer holder    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
LIARS EVEN A 3 YEAR OLD CAN SPOT 'EM.    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
Mohammed he raped a 9 year old girl
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funny
He told her he liked her pussy but he didn't even pet me
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funny
Fuck her before she gets cold    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
Wait that's not a pot of gold    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
hold my hand while you're driving    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
She told me to try and look at life from her point of view
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