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ecards
I miss you like an old man's urine stream misses the toilet    HTML BB Direct Link Share
conversations
i raped your goldfish    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
OH YOU SOLD SOMEONE A CIGARETTE? TIME TO DIE!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Blank Memes
Sharpton Jackson Holder    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE EBOLA PATIENT IN ATLANTA IS A DISTRACTION TO MAKE YOU IGNORE ISRAEL, ISIS AND UKRAINE CREATING GENOCIDE?
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old saying
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ecards
I told my wife I wanted to try anal sex    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOUR RELIGION IS A CONSPIRACY THEORY
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ecards
printable cold sores
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political
UN Arms Treaty? Me and Eric Holder are exempt    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Memes
OH THE FLU HAS REACHED EPIDEMIC THRESHOLDS? TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU ARE TRYING TO PAWN YOUR WORTHLESS FLU VACCINE ON PEOPLE    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
Obama how about you come on my show with Putin Instead of starting another cold war    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
What if I told you a fetus has no brain before 30 days A plant is a living thing without a brain so abortions are like pulling weeds
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Memes
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU ONLY DUMBASS RETARDS WATCH THE SUPERBOWL?
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political
IS IT NO WONDER WHY CONSERVATIVES LOOK UP TO ME? I WON A GOLDEN GLOBE AND A GOLDEN BOOT
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new year
OH YOU TOLD ME TO HAVE A GOOD NEW YEAR? HOW ABOUT YOU STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
If you are cold then your dog is cold?  FALSE Siberian Huskies can be comfortable             in negative fifty degree weather    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
What if I told you Nostradamus didn't predict shit?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
What if I told you Michael Jackson's ghost is haunting the orphanage?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
they told me i could become anything    HTML BB Direct Link Share
insults
Have I ever told you how much I hate you? Good
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insults
What if I told you Your mind is like a basketball in the winter?
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religion
Founded by a skitzophrenic mass murderer  pedophile who married a six year old
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insults
What's better than winning gold in the special olympics?
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alcohol
Hold my beer and watch this    HTML BB Direct Link Share
demotivational
how the hell is zubat holding squirtle?
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religion
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU JERUSALEM HOLDS THE RECORD FOR THE LONGEST GAME OF KING OF THE MOUNTAIN
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religion
Behold, I come quickly
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funny
He told her he liked her pussy but he didn't even pet me
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truth
What if I told you autism rates aren't going up And they changed the definition of autism   so more people can be diagnosed as autistic?
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truth
What if I told you  chemtrails aren't real but idiots are?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
oil soldiers
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birthday
You are a year older on your birthday? False, you are 0.0027378507871321       years older on your birthday    HTML BB Direct Link Share
demotivational
Beer Holder - Because that beer ain't gonna holds itself
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truth
what if i told you one private bank counterfeited 16 trillion of your money
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political
What if I told you Democracy is 51% bullying the 49%    HTML BB Direct Link Share