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Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic
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I'm not the kind of girl you can take home to your mother unless your mother is a drunk whore too    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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According to my notes you're still a dirty whore    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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No officer, my speech isn't slurred. I'm just talking cursive    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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You're not fucking handicapped, you're fat.
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i'd be much happier if your dick grew like pinocchio every time you lie
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No, you may not axe me a question
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Driver carries no cash. He's married
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are my political posts annoying you?
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It's a joke not a dick. Don't take it so hard
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I'm actually not funny    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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You want to know the funny part? I sooo killed my fucking kid! HAHA Suck it America!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Congratulations!! Dixie Normous
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OH ISIS YOU YOU CALL PEOPLE COWARDS FOR USING DRONES AGAINST YOU? TELL ME AGAIN HOW COURAGEOUS YOU ARE WHEN YOU SLAUGHTER WOMEN AND CHILDREN FOR NOT BELIEVING IN YOUR FAIRY TALES
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black people y u no have sex without rape?
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No, I won't be your valentine    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE EBOLA PATIENT IN ATLANTA IS A DISTRACTION TO MAKE YOU IGNORE ISRAEL, ISIS AND UKRAINE CREATING GENOCIDE?
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Screw Oxford Health I got my own office now!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Now in stock
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American Money - Now poor people from other countries can use them    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Scooby no what are you doing?
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WE NEED TO RAISE THE MINIMUM WAGE TO 10 DOLLARS AN HOUR THE UNEMPLOYMENT IS NOT HIGH ENOUGH AT SEVEN DOLLARS AN HOUR
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Military wives, y u no like national butt hurt day?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Is the face of freedom Owned slaves, responsible for Native American genocide,   Used military against people protesting a whiskey tax    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Emo Kids - You grew up in suburbia, no one feels sorry for you. Get a haircut
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I'm not saying she's a homewrecker
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Just becaus you're an obnoxious jerk
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Jesus christ y u no come back to life to kill wankstas?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Women's monopoly    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Not sure if Sarah Palin is a fame whore with a cheerleader mentality Or a puppet inserted into the tea party to discredit them
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IT IS OK TO KILL INNOCENT CIVILIANS WHEN TERRORISTS USE THEM AS A HUMAN SHIELD FALSE IF SOMEONE SHOT A GUN AT ME AND THEN HID BEHIND TWENTY KIDS, I WOULD NOT KILL THE KIDS TO GET TO HIM
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HARRY REID YOU ARE MAD AMERICANS ARE LEAVING AMERICA AND TAKING THEIR MONEY WITH THEM TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU ARE NOT CHASING BUSINESS OWNERS OUT WITH REGULATIONS AND OBAMACARE
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You do realize, darling, that if coffee were a man, I would leave you and not even say goodbye    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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IT IS MORALLY WRONG TO CALL SOMEONE A THUG BUT IT'S OK TO DRONE BOMB INNOCENT FAMILIES    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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north dakota access pipeline protest    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Minority Women Drivers
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