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You want to know the funny part? I sooo killed my fucking kid! HAHA Suck it America!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Congratulations!! Dixie Normous
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No officer, my speech isn't slurred. I'm just talking cursive    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Driver carries no cash. He's married
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According to my notes you're still a dirty whore    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic
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I'm not the kind of girl you can take home to your mother unless your mother is a drunk whore too    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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When I'm not busy creating chaos and being the villain,  I like to frolick in a meadow and smell all the flowers!
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Minority Women Drivers
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Nothing like a glass of Ebola Tea    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Emo Kids - You grew up in suburbia, no one feels sorry for you. Get a haircut
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Anorexia    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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If there are no ups and downs in your life It means you are dead
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Change - Not gonna happen
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OH YOU WANT ME TO PAY TEN DOLLARS TO DUMP ICE OVER MY HEAD AND 100 DOLLARS IF I DON'T? HOW ABOUT YOU PAY ME TEN DOLLARS TO DUMP ICE OVER MY HEAD AND 100 DOLLARS NOT TO KICK YOUR ASS
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Damn it Carl You cannot keep sodomising dead zombie's!!!!
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CONGRATULATIONS YOU MAY NOW KISS YOUR COW
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American Money - Now poor people from other countries can use them    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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OH YOU WANT ME TO ACCEPT THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE? HOW ABOUT NO AND GO FUCK YOURSELF
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U Y No Grow?
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Jesus christ y u no come back to life to kill wankstas?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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sports fans y u no look at women ass instead of men?
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I'm not saying she's a homewrecker
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y u no have normal name?
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Once you go black y u no come back?
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Oh the new version of Stephen King's It won't be as good as the original? Tell me again how great made for TV horror movies are that ignore the book    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Military wives, y u no like national butt hurt day?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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bulimic people y u no eat the fat people and puke them out?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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rap fans y u bur with no ears?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Just becaus you're an obnoxious jerk
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are my political posts annoying you?
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I'm actually not funny    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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black people y u no have sex without rape?
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Are my political posts annoying you?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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You are ridiculous with your annoying and unncessar use of hashtags    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Women's monopoly    HTML BB Direct Link Share