Did I Offend You? on tumblr

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ecards
I'm not the kind of girl you can take home to your mother unless your mother is a drunk whore too    HTML BB Direct Link Share
alcohol
I'm in no condition to drive
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truth
A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows public opinion    HTML BB Direct Link Share
alcohol
I am not an alcoholic    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic
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ecards
According to my notes you're still a dirty whore    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
OH YOU WANT ME TO ACCEPT THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE? HOW ABOUT NO AND GO FUCK YOURSELF
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funny
Nothing like a glass of Ebola Tea    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
OH YOU WANT ME TO PAY TEN DOLLARS TO DUMP ICE OVER MY HEAD AND 100 DOLLARS IF I DON'T? HOW ABOUT YOU PAY ME TEN DOLLARS TO DUMP ICE OVER MY HEAD AND 100 DOLLARS NOT TO KICK YOUR ASS
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ecards
No officer, my speech isn't slurred. I'm just talking cursive    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
Damn it Carl You cannot keep sodomising dead zombie's!!!!
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demotivational
Emo Kids - You grew up in suburbia, no one feels sorry for you. Get a haircut
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funny
You want to know the funny part? I sooo killed my fucking kid! HAHA Suck it America!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
When I'm not busy creating chaos and being the villain,  I like to frolick in a meadow and smell all the flowers!
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funny
CONGRATULATIONS YOU MAY NOW KISS YOUR COW
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insults
I'm not saying you're a slut but here is your title belt
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insults
Oh you posted about draft picks on facebook? Tell me again how you are not a complete moron who fucks himself in the ass with a toilet plunger
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funny
Driver carries no cash. He's married
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insults
Oh you watch TV? Tell me again how you are not a complete dumbass
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funny
Congratulations!! Dixie Normous
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insults
not sure if 90 percent of humans are dumbasses or 90 percent of humans are dumbasses
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insults
if I have not offended you Don't worry, i'm not done yet..
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demotivational
Now in stock
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demotivational
Minority Women Drivers
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insults
Just becaus you're an obnoxious jerk
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demotivational
Anorexia    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
you're not gonna get in my pants if you don't love Jesus
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religion
EATS THE BODY OF CHRIST AND DRINKS HIS BLOOD IS SAD THEY ARE NOT SERVING THE SPERM OF CHRIST
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demotivational
American Money - Now poor people from other countries can use them    HTML BB Direct Link Share
demotivational
If there are no ups and downs in your life It means you are dead
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demotivational
Change - Not gonna happen
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alcohol
You better buy me another beer because you're still ugly    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
You see that? It's a kitchen now get the fuck back in it
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zombie
snoopy vs zombies
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funny
The fuck you mean there ain't no more chicken strips
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ecards
You do realize, darling, that if coffee were a man, I would leave you and not even say goodbye    HTML BB Direct Link Share