Did I Offend You? on tumblr

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Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic
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According to my notes you're still a dirty whore    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I'm not the kind of girl you can take home to your mother unless your mother is a drunk whore too    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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No officer, my speech isn't slurred. I'm just talking cursive    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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OH YOU WANT ME TO ACCEPT THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE? HOW ABOUT NO AND GO FUCK YOURSELF
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Damn it Carl You cannot keep sodomising dead zombie's!!!!
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When I'm not busy creating chaos and being the villain,  I like to frolick in a meadow and smell all the flowers!
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CONGRATULATIONS YOU MAY NOW KISS YOUR COW
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Nothing like a glass of Ebola Tea    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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OH YOU WANT ME TO PAY TEN DOLLARS TO DUMP ICE OVER MY HEAD AND 100 DOLLARS IF I DON'T? HOW ABOUT YOU PAY ME TEN DOLLARS TO DUMP ICE OVER MY HEAD AND 100 DOLLARS NOT TO KICK YOUR ASS
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You want to know the funny part? I sooo killed my fucking kid! HAHA Suck it America!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I'm not saying she's a homewrecker
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Driver carries no cash. He's married
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Minority Women Drivers
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Anorexia    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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no good plan starts with magic sperm
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Emo Kids - You grew up in suburbia, no one feels sorry for you. Get a haircut
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not sure if 90 percent of humans are dumbasses or 90 percent of humans are dumbasses
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if I have not offended you Don't worry, i'm not done yet..
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Congratulations!! Dixie Normous
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Just becaus you're an obnoxious jerk
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American Money - Now poor people from other countries can use them    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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If there are no ups and downs in your life It means you are dead
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alcohol
I'm in no condition to drive
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Are my political posts annoying you?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
If you're jesus and you know it clap your hands
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Change - Not gonna happen
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I'm no cactus expert but I know a prick when i see one    HTML BB Direct Link Share
alcohol
You're not drunk until you have to grab onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth
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thanksgiving
Nothing says I am thankful like having your hand up a bird's butt at 5am!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I'm not saying you're a slut but here is your title belt
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Oh you posted about draft picks on facebook? Tell me again how you are not a complete moron who fucks himself in the ass with a toilet plunger
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Oh you watch TV? Tell me again how you are not a complete dumbass
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OH YOU NEED JESUS TO BE A GOOD PERSON? THAT'S NICE BUT EVERYONE IS NOT A PSYCHOPATH LIKE YOU
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NOW YOU WILL CALL ME JESUS FUKUSHIMA
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my heart has no room for you
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