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Oh the new version of Stephen King's It won't be as good as the original? Tell me again how great made for TV horror movies are that ignore the book    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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ACCORDING TO A RECENT STUDY BY NATURAL NEWS INHALING CAR EXHAUST CURES AIDS AND ALL FORMS OF CANCER AFTER 2 HOURS OF CONTINUOUS INHALATION
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OH YOU ARE ARE EXCITED ABOUT THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE TELL ME AGAIN ABOUT ALL THE GREAT MOVIES DISNEY MADE
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Memes
You haven't bought the new Mark Lime book? Where the hell have you been?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Memes
OH, THERE IS A NEW ROYAL BABY? TELL ME AGAIN WHY IT MATTERS    HTML BB Direct Link Share
demotivational
Casey Anthony's New Car    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
OH YOU ARE ALL GOING TO BLOW UP MY NEWSFEED BECAUSE ROBIN WILIAMS IS DEAD? TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU BLEW UP MY NEWS FEED WHEN ISRAEL MURDERED 1000+ CHILDREN IN THE LAST MONTH
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retard saga
GMOS ARE BAD FOR YOU BECAUSE NATURAL NEWS SAYS SO
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political
DOUBLE FACE PLANT ONE FOR ABBOTT,ONE FOR NEWMAN    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
Oh you are offended because neil degrasse tyson wished newton happy birthday on his birthday? Tell me again how Christians own December 25th
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truth
OH YOU SHARED A PICTURE FROM NATURAL NEWS? TELL ME AGAIN HOW GULLIBLE YOU ARE    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
From the first time I saw you I knew I was going to have real and/or imaginary sex with you    HTML BB Direct Link Share
conversations
You know why your new girlfriend loves your dick so much?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
demotivational
newt gingrich    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Granny's new glaucoma prescription    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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new baywatch    HTML BB Direct Link Share
new year
OH YOU TOLD ME TO HAVE A GOOD NEW YEAR? HOW ABOUT YOU STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
In the news today. Some more shit we made up
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political
This is the new ace of the romney campaign    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
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ecards
you knew damn well that was the wrong hole    HTML BB Direct Link Share
alcohol
I just don't understand all these new drugs today
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new year
Happy New Year    HTML BB Direct Link Share
conversations
Goodbye America, Hello New York!
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political
Lincoln knew welfare was a bad idea as well
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religion
IF GOD WAS REAL WHY DIDN'T HE STOP LIMP BIZKIT FROM MAKING A NEW ALBUM?
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political
I am fucking you all in the ass with no lube you newb bitches!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
OH YOU ARE A SERIOUS NEWS COMPANY? TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU REPORT CELEBRITY TWEETS
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new year
Drink up Bitches! It's New Year's Eve!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
i used to be the tallest buildings in new york 911    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
Oh you shared a post from natural news? Tell me again how you failed first grade science class    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
Oh you spent your welfare check on the new iPhone
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demotivational
yes.. this is fox news, how can we help you?
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funny
Just went shopping and came home with a new calculator    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
Fox News - We deceive. You believe
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truth
Fox News
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