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I'm not the kind of girl you can take home to your mother unless your mother is a drunk whore too    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Don't let people push you around. Unless you're in a wagon, 'cause that shit is fun.
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OH ISIS YOU YOU CALL PEOPLE COWARDS FOR USING DRONES AGAINST YOU? TELL ME AGAIN HOW COURAGEOUS YOU ARE WHEN YOU SLAUGHTER WOMEN AND CHILDREN FOR NOT BELIEVING IN YOUR FAIRY TALES
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Advanced photoshop lessons    HTML BB Direct Link Share
insults
she wears underwear with dickholes in em
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zombie
unless you become a zombie    HTML BB Direct Link Share
christmas
Oh, and less shit from the dollar store
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political
MAYBE IF WE KILL MORE KIDS THE TERRORISTS WILL STOP SHOOTING MISSILES AT US
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If anarchists claim anarchy has rules but no rulers who will enforce the rules?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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during sex you burn as much calories as running for 5 miles    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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you don't actually love a person unless you occasionally want to kill them
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religion
  I be doin miracles and shit
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truth
Pro-Life logic:
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zombie
Zombie eat flesh
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political
Everyone's gotta play by the same rules    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Remember children, never mix pot alcohol and vicodin unless you want a wicked case of the fucking wonderfuls
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don't expect a bless you after the 5th sneeze
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I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you are getting hit on    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Memes
OH THE FLU HAS REACHED EPIDEMIC THRESHOLDS? TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU ARE TRYING TO PAWN YOUR WORTHLESS FLU VACCINE ON PEOPLE    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Relationships are like garage sales    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Believes aliens visit him Doesn't want to admit the anal probes     are actually his dad molesting him    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Memes
YOU DON'T NEED VACCINES TO PREVENT THE MEASLES JUST EAT A COCONUT AND SMOKE SOME CRACK    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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School bully not so tough after being molested    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
The war on the homeless    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Life boils down to four bottles    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
Homeless man gets 15 years for stealing $100    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
Government should stay out of your business Unless by
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religion
OH YOU BELIEVE IN GOD? WHAT OTHER FAIRY TALES DO YOU BELIEVE IN? THE TOOTH FAIRY? SANTA? THE EASTER BUNNY?
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demotivational
smiles
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religion
Jesus that tickles    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Eat your school, stay in drugs and don't do vegetables
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religion
Pope is the protector of pedophiles everywhere
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funny
Rice Kripples
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I would call you a worthless sack of shit
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Friend zone level hercules    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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If lesbians aren't attracted to men why are they attracted to women that look like men?
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