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Don't let people push you around. Unless you're in a wagon, 'cause that shit is fun.
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I'm not the kind of girl you can take home to your mother unless your mother is a drunk whore too    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
I'm a ginger and I don't have a soul!  I will also creep you out with my yellow teeth, freckles and bugged out eyes!
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ecards
you don't actually love a person unless you occasionally want to kill them
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political
OH ISIS YOU YOU CALL PEOPLE COWARDS FOR USING DRONES AGAINST YOU? TELL ME AGAIN HOW COURAGEOUS YOU ARE WHEN YOU SLAUGHTER WOMEN AND CHILDREN FOR NOT BELIEVING IN YOUR FAIRY TALES
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demotivational
Veggie tales    HTML BB Direct Link Share
zombie
unless you become a zombie    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Memes
OH THE FLU HAS REACHED EPIDEMIC THRESHOLDS? TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU ARE TRYING TO PAWN YOUR WORTHLESS FLU VACCINE ON PEOPLE    HTML BB Direct Link Share
zombie
Zombie eat flesh
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political
MAYBE IF WE KILL MORE KIDS THE TERRORISTS WILL STOP SHOOTING MISSILES AT US
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Memes
YOU DON'T NEED VACCINES TO PREVENT THE MEASLES JUST EAT A COCONUT AND SMOKE SOME CRACK    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Believes aliens visit him Doesn't want to admit the anal probes     are actually his dad molesting him    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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In ancient rome, men who were found guilty of rape would have their testicles crushed between two stones    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I just gave this tiger a roofie And now I'm molesting it    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
OH YOU BELIEVE IN GOD? WHAT OTHER FAIRY TALES DO YOU BELIEVE IN? THE TOOTH FAIRY? SANTA? THE EASTER BUNNY?
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insults
she wears underwear with dickholes in em
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religion
If Peter Parker pretended to be weak to keep his spider strength a secret Do Christians pretend to be homophobe to keep their alter boy molestation a secret?
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Remember children, never mix pot alcohol and vicodin unless you want a wicked case of the fucking wonderfuls
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don't expect a bless you after the 5th sneeze
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quotes
we think we understand the rules when we become adults
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religion
  I be doin miracles and shit
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quotes
Jenna Marbles    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
Jesus that tickles    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you are getting hit on    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
Advanced photoshop lessons    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I would call you a worthless sack of shit
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If lesbians aren't attracted to men why are they attracted to women that look like men?
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Life boils down to four bottles    HTML BB Direct Link Share
demotivational
Sink Holes    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
new singles in your area    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
Why test on Animals when we have prisons full of pedophiles    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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boneless chickens    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Lesbians    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Going to garage sales and putting a free sign on the most expensive item I can find    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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what are these strawberries doing on my nipples i need them for the fruit salad    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
Cthulhu for president.. why choose the lesser evil?    HTML BB Direct Link Share