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Memes
OH THE FLU HAS REACHED EPIDEMIC THRESHOLDS? TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU ARE TRYING TO PAWN YOUR WORTHLESS FLU VACCINE ON PEOPLE    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
I'm a ginger and I don't have a soul!  I will also creep you out with my yellow teeth, freckles and bugged out eyes!
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YOU DON'T NEED VACCINES TO PREVENT THE MEASLES JUST EAT A COCONUT AND SMOKE SOME CRACK    HTML BB Direct Link Share
quotes
we think we understand the rules when we become adults
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ecards
I'm not the kind of girl you can take home to your mother unless your mother is a drunk whore too    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
OH YOU BELIEVE IN GOD? WHAT OTHER FAIRY TALES DO YOU BELIEVE IN? THE TOOTH FAIRY? SANTA? THE EASTER BUNNY?
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Relationships are like garage sales    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I do not like being told what to do unless I am naked    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Don't let people push you around. Unless you're in a wagon, 'cause that shit is fun.
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you don't actually love a person unless you occasionally want to kill them
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Jenna Marbles    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
Pro-Life logic:
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Eat your school, stay in drugs and don't do vegetables
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I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you are getting hit on    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
In ancient rome, men who were found guilty of rape would have their testicles crushed between two stones    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Blowing bubbles    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
Government should stay out of your business Unless by
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i used to be the tallest buildings in new york 911    HTML BB Direct Link Share
zombie
Zombie eat flesh
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School bully not so tough after being molested    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Believes aliens visit him Doesn't want to admit the anal probes     are actually his dad molesting him    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Friend zone level hercules    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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If lesbians aren't attracted to men why are they attracted to women that look like men?
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apples are more efficient at waking you up in the morning than caffeine    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Last night I found a young homeless girl    HTML BB Direct Link Share
insults
she wears underwear with dickholes in em
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Sexual positions for the lonely and the loveless
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religion
If Peter Parker pretended to be weak to keep his spider strength a secret Do Christians pretend to be homophobe to keep their alter boy molestation a secret?
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political
OH ISIS YOU YOU CALL PEOPLE COWARDS FOR USING DRONES AGAINST YOU? TELL ME AGAIN HOW COURAGEOUS YOU ARE WHEN YOU SLAUGHTER WOMEN AND CHILDREN FOR NOT BELIEVING IN YOUR FAIRY TALES
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during sex you burn as much calories as running for 5 miles    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
don't expect a bless you after the 5th sneeze
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religion
  I be doin miracles and shit
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demotivational
Veggie tales    HTML BB Direct Link Share
zombie
unless you become a zombie    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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smiles
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demotivational
Beer goggles
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