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Don't let people push you around. Unless you're in a wagon, 'cause that shit is fun.
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I'm not the kind of girl you can take home to your mother unless your mother is a drunk whore too    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
I'm a ginger and I don't have a soul!  I will also creep you out with my yellow teeth, freckles and bugged out eyes!
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religion
  I be doin miracles and shit
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Memes
OH THE FLU HAS REACHED EPIDEMIC THRESHOLDS? TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU ARE TRYING TO PAWN YOUR WORTHLESS FLU VACCINE ON PEOPLE    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
Last night I found a young homeless girl    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
If Peter Parker pretended to be weak to keep his spider strength a secret Do Christians pretend to be homophobe to keep their alter boy molestation a secret?
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I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you are getting hit on    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
School bully not so tough after being molested    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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fresh fucking pineapples    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
Why test on Animals when we have prisons full of pedophiles    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
Her tongue tickles and I do feel her teeth
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political
If anarchists claim anarchy has rules but no rulers who will enforce the rules?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Sexual positions for the lonely and the loveless
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you don't actually love a person unless you occasionally want to kill them
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funny
during sex you burn as much calories as running for 5 miles    HTML BB Direct Link Share
demotivational
Pedophiles
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Rice Kripples
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Relationships are like garage sales    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I would call you a worthless sack of shit
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If lesbians aren't attracted to men why are they attracted to women that look like men?
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moe lester    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Two pedophiles are tanning on the beach    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Lesbians    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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don't expect a bless you after the 5th sneeze
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quotes
we think we understand the rules when we become adults
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truth
Pro-Life logic:
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ecards
Eat your school, stay in drugs and don't do vegetables
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christmas
Oh, and less shit from the dollar store
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zombie
Zombie eat flesh
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political
MAYBE IF WE KILL MORE KIDS THE TERRORISTS WILL STOP SHOOTING MISSILES AT US
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Memes
YOU DON'T NEED VACCINES TO PREVENT THE MEASLES JUST EAT A COCONUT AND SMOKE SOME CRACK    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
Grandma's just had her nipples pierced
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I do not like being told what to do unless I am naked    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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In ancient rome, men who were found guilty of rape would have their testicles crushed between two stones    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
The last thing a child molester should ever see    HTML BB Direct Link Share