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I'm not the kind of girl you can take home to your mother unless your mother is a drunk whore too    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Don't let people push you around. Unless you're in a wagon, 'cause that shit is fun.
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religion
OH YOU BELIEVE IN GOD? WHAT OTHER FAIRY TALES DO YOU BELIEVE IN? THE TOOTH FAIRY? SANTA? THE EASTER BUNNY?
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I'm a ginger and I don't have a soul!  I will also creep you out with my yellow teeth, freckles and bugged out eyes!
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zombie
Zombie eat flesh
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Memes
YOU DON'T NEED VACCINES TO PREVENT THE MEASLES JUST EAT A COCONUT AND SMOKE SOME CRACK    HTML BB Direct Link Share
zombie
unless you become a zombie    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
Pro-Life logic:
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OH THE FLU HAS REACHED EPIDEMIC THRESHOLDS? TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU ARE TRYING TO PAWN YOUR WORTHLESS FLU VACCINE ON PEOPLE    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Friend zone level hercules    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
The last thing a child molester should ever see    HTML BB Direct Link Share
christmas
Oh, and less shit from the dollar store
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Rice Kripples
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new singles in your area    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
If Peter Parker pretended to be weak to keep his spider strength a secret Do Christians pretend to be homophobe to keep their alter boy molestation a secret?
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during sex you burn as much calories as running for 5 miles    HTML BB Direct Link Share
quotes
we think we understand the rules when we become adults
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quotes
Jenna Marbles    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
MAYBE IF WE KILL MORE KIDS THE TERRORISTS WILL STOP SHOOTING MISSILES AT US
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religion
Pope is the protector of pedophiles everywhere
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In ancient rome, men who were found guilty of rape would have their testicles crushed between two stones    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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moe lester    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Life boils down to four bottles    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
It's time we bring this back for pedophiles    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Blowing bubbles    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
Hail satan you assholes    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
Her tongue tickles and I do feel her teeth
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political
If anarchists claim anarchy has rules but no rulers who will enforce the rules?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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what are these strawberries doing on my nipples i need them for the fruit salad    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
Homeless man gets 15 years for stealing $100    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
Cthulhu for president.. why choose the lesser evil?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
Government should stay out of your business Unless by
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you don't actually love a person unless you occasionally want to kill them
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OH ISIS YOU YOU CALL PEOPLE COWARDS FOR USING DRONES AGAINST YOU? TELL ME AGAIN HOW COURAGEOUS YOU ARE WHEN YOU SLAUGHTER WOMEN AND CHILDREN FOR NOT BELIEVING IN YOUR FAIRY TALES
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Remember children, never mix pot alcohol and vicodin unless you want a wicked case of the fucking wonderfuls
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