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funny
Anyone caught exiting thru this door will be asked to leave!
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You want to know the funny part? I sooo killed my fucking kid! HAHA Suck it America!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
McDonald's - Our food kills more people than aids and malaria combined
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I don't always make fun of white people but when I do, they still laugh    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
According to my notes you're still a dirty whore    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
I will enroll in anger management classes when you enroll in shut the fuck up classes
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insults
Nice try fags, Linkin Park still sucks
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demotivational
Christian Hillbilly    HTML BB Direct Link Share
insults
Mcfucking kill yourself    HTML BB Direct Link Share
y u no
Jesus christ y u no come back to life to kill wankstas?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
911 - Still more believable than the original story
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redneck
Redneck Grill 3
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weed
smoking pot may be illegal
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half of Justin Bieber's 37 million twitter followers are fake    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Last time dad played with me I was still in his balls
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I'm a ginger and I don't have a soul!  I will also creep you out with my yellow teeth, freckles and bugged out eyes!
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ecards
Millions of people on welfare depend on you    HTML BB Direct Link Share
alcohol
You better buy me another beer because you're still ugly    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
Tell me again how I am sexist for calling Hillary Clinton a cunt After I just called Obama an ass raping dickhead    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
UN Arms treaty? Can I still sell ISIS weapons?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
Votes Republican because he comes from a rich conservative family.  Will find out the hard way that voting Republican means voting against yourself!
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political
YO!  VOTE FOR HILLARY!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
demotivational
What now you stupid hillbilly?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
insults
I will shit on everything you love
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funny
OH SOMEONE FROM X-FACTOR KILLED HERSELF? WHO THE HELL WATCHES THAT CRAP?
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When I'm not busy creating chaos and being the villain,  I like to frolick in a meadow and smell all the flowers!
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alcohol
we will get you drunk    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
the number of cases of diabetes in the US will double by 2050    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Memes
We still have to play Auburn?!     HTML BB Direct Link Share
quotes
i will be sober and you will still be ugly
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political
IT IS OK TO KILL INNOCENT CIVILIANS WHEN TERRORISTS USE THEM AS A HUMAN SHIELD FALSE IF SOMEONE SHOT A GUN AT ME AND THEN HID BEHIND TWENTY KIDS, I WOULD NOT KILL THE KIDS TO GET TO HIM
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ecards
Lean Cuisine really filled me up    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
MY BROTHER IS GOING TO WIN IN 2016 AND NOTHING YOU DO WILL STOP HIM    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
AN APPEALS COURT FOUND NSA ILLEGAL? WHY DO WE HAVE THE 4TH AMENDMENT?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
One bite and all your dreams will come true
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I wanna kill myself motherfuckers    HTML BB Direct Link Share