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ecards
I will enroll in anger management classes when you enroll in shut the fuck up classes
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funny
Anyone caught exiting thru this door will be asked to leave!
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funny
McDonald's - Our food kills more people than aids and malaria combined
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funny
I don't always make fun of white people but when I do, they still laugh    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
You want to know the funny part? I sooo killed my fucking kid! HAHA Suck it America!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
911 - Still more believable than the original story
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alcohol
You better buy me another beer because you're still ugly    HTML BB Direct Link Share
thursday
it's still thursday    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
According to my notes you're still a dirty whore    HTML BB Direct Link Share
demotivational
Christian Hillbilly    HTML BB Direct Link Share
weed
smoking pot may be illegal
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alcohol
we will get you drunk    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
god will judge america over abortion and gay marriage
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funny
OH SOMEONE FROM X-FACTOR KILLED HERSELF? WHO THE HELL WATCHES THAT CRAP?
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funny
When I'm not busy creating chaos and being the villain,  I like to frolick in a meadow and smell all the flowers!
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funny
I'm a ginger and I don't have a soul!  I will also creep you out with my yellow teeth, freckles and bugged out eyes!
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ecards
Millions of people on welfare depend on you    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
Godzillas love is everlasting He destroys towns out of love
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redneck
Redneck Grill 3
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ecards
who cares if the glass is half full of half empty.. fill that bitch back up with vodka    HTML BB Direct Link Share
y u no
Jesus christ y u no come back to life to kill wankstas?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
zombie
Tallahassee. Killing zombies like a boss    HTML BB Direct Link Share
quotes
i will be sober and you will still be ugly
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Blank Memes
willy wonka    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Blank Memes
bill clinton    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
What if Hillary Clinton fans want a woman president so bad They would vote for the devil if it had a vagina?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
I can't make casey anthony jokes my mom would kill me    HTML BB Direct Link Share
insults
I will shit on everything you love
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religion
Christians do not have free will
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religion
FRAGGLE ROCK IS STILL MORE BELIEVABLE THAN GOD
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religion
IF JESUS WAS A MESSIAH FOR CURING PEOPLE ARE THE 15 MILLION DOCTORS MESSIAHS SINCE THEY CURED MORE PEOPLE THAN JESUS?
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religion
NOW YOU WILL CALL ME JESUS FUKUSHIMA
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ecards
these pills will make you stop being a crazy bitch    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
OH, GOD WILL GIVE YOU ALL THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE? IS THAT WHY PRIESTS INVENT THINGS AND SCIENTISTS DON'T?
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conversations
I'm killing so many freaking Italians in this video game    HTML BB Direct Link Share
demotivational
where will you be when godzilla ejacuates
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