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I look at people sometimes and think... Really? That's the sperm that won?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I don't need anger management classes, You need shut the fuck up classes
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I will enroll in anger management classes when you enroll in shut the fuck up classes
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I want to put my evil inside you    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I hear you think your shit doesn't stink?
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You want to know the funny part? I sooo killed my fucking kid! HAHA Suck it America!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I love you more than Chinese restaurants love cats
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Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver
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The only thing I plan to accomplish at work today is to turn a gallon of coffee into a gallon of piss    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I was in the middle of texting you back    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I don't always make fun of white people but when I do, they still laugh    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I love you but you have a tiny penis
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Have I ever told you how much I hate you? Good
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The I don't give a fuck is strong in this one
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thanksgiving
Nothing says I am thankful like having your hand up a bird's butt at 5am!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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i like pudding
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OH YOU WANT ME TO PAY TEN DOLLARS TO DUMP ICE OVER MY HEAD AND 100 DOLLARS IF I DON'T? HOW ABOUT YOU PAY ME TEN DOLLARS TO DUMP ICE OVER MY HEAD AND 100 DOLLARS NOT TO KICK YOUR ASS
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I will shit on everything you love
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When I'm not busy creating chaos and being the villain,  I like to frolick in a meadow and smell all the flowers!
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I saw your mom today. She was asleep on route 12
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I'm a ginger and I don't have a soul!  I will also creep you out with my yellow teeth, freckles and bugged out eyes!
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if I have not offended you Don't worry, i'm not done yet..
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What if I told you Your mind is like a basketball in the winter?
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I can nearly fit as many balls in my mouth as your girlfriend
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fuck me if I'm wrong but I think you wanna have sex with me
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I dont remember this episode !!
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I didn't make it to the gym today
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the reason i swear so much is because fuck you    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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i would like to apologize to anyone i haven't offended yet    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
What if I told you judges aren't doctors And politicians aren't scientists?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
martin luther king
I have a dream
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UN Arms treaty? Can I still sell ISIS weapons?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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For every dumb thing I've said, there are literally thousands of dumb things I haven't said    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
OH YOU WANT TO COVER YOUR FACE IN A STORE BECAUSE OF YOUR RELIGION? TELL ME AGAIN HOW I CAN WEAR A JASON MASK IN A STORE    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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WE DON'T WANT COMPANIES OUTSOURCING TO FOREIGN COUNTRIES THAT'S WHY I TRIED TO STEAL THE BUNDY RANCH AND SELL IT TO CHINA    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I will never do drugs in my life    HTML BB Direct Link Share