Did I Offend You? on tumblr

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Screw Oxford Health I got my own office now!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I love you more than Chinese restaurants love cats
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insults
I will shit on everything you love
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quotes
i will be sober and you will still be ugly
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I will enroll in anger management classes when you enroll in shut the fuck up classes
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Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver
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I look at people sometimes and think... Really? That's the sperm that won?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
insults
if I have not offended you Don't worry, i'm not done yet..
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quotes
I have a friend who is anorexic
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morning
I don't like morning people    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
For every dumb thing I've said, there are literally thousands of dumb things I haven't said    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Memes
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU ONLY DUMBASS RETARDS WATCH THE SUPERBOWL?
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I WAS VAPING!!!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Memes
Screw Oxford Health I got my own office now!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life these days or I just don't give a shit anymore    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
I have alzheimer's    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I don't need anger management classes, You need shut the fuck up classes
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I hear you think your shit doesn't stink?
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The only thing I plan to accomplish at work today is to turn a gallon of coffee into a gallon of piss    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I was in the middle of texting you back    HTML BB Direct Link Share
insults
I saw your mom today. She was asleep on route 12
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insults
I love you but you have a tiny penis
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insults
The I don't give a fuck is strong in this one
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insults
Have I ever told you how much I hate you? Good
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insults
What if I told you Your mind is like a basketball in the winter?
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insults
I can nearly fit as many balls in my mouth as your girlfriend
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quotes
I just saw a fat ginger girl buy a rape whistle
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martin luther king
I have a dream
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I would say I'd be your boss someday but I don't plan on being a pimp
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quotes
I found 40 dollars in my jeans    HTML BB Direct Link Share
alcohol
I just don't understand all these new drugs today
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conversations
I just couldn't figure out how to turn the three around    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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You do realize, darling, that if coffee were a man, I would leave you and not even say goodbye    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
Damnit I said Glass of Juice, not gas the jews
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conversations
I love you
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funny
i fucking dare you    HTML BB Direct Link Share