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I want to put my evil inside you    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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You want to know the funny part? I sooo killed my fucking kid! HAHA Suck it America!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I don't always make fun of white people but when I do, they still laugh    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I love you more than Chinese restaurants love cats
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I look at people sometimes and think... Really? That's the sperm that won?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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The only thing I plan to accomplish at work today is to turn a gallon of coffee into a gallon of piss    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I don't need anger management classes, You need shut the fuck up classes
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I will enroll in anger management classes when you enroll in shut the fuck up classes
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Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver
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I hear you think your shit doesn't stink?
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I was in the middle of texting you back    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
Rapex (the anti rape condom)    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
For every dumb thing I've said, there are literally thousands of dumb things I haven't said    HTML BB Direct Link Share
insults
I hope they can see this because I'm doing it as hard as I can
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When I'm not busy creating chaos and being the villain,  I like to frolick in a meadow and smell all the flowers!
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I'm a ginger and I don't have a soul!  I will also creep you out with my yellow teeth, freckles and bugged out eyes!
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i like pudding
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OH YOU WANT ME TO PAY TEN DOLLARS TO DUMP ICE OVER MY HEAD AND 100 DOLLARS IF I DON'T? HOW ABOUT YOU PAY ME TEN DOLLARS TO DUMP ICE OVER MY HEAD AND 100 DOLLARS NOT TO KICK YOUR ASS
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I dont remember this episode !!
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PEOPLE BE LIKE I ONLY BUY ORGANIC    HTML BB Direct Link Share
redneck
There I fixed it    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I FUCKING LOVE FOG
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OH ROBIN WILLIAMS IS DEAD? THAT'S OK I NEVER LIKED WATERWORLD    HTML BB Direct Link Share
martin luther king
I have a dream
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I watch investigation discovery    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I wish for intelligence, logic and driving skills
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I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete
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why am i black    HTML BB Direct Link Share
zombie
I ate people before it was cool    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Memes
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU ONLY DUMBASS RETARDS WATCH THE SUPERBOWL?
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i wanna girl who's a freak  in the bedroom    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
jesus am I going to hell?
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I WAS VAPING!!!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I would rather stay home and sew my head to the carpet    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I don't always hit women but when I do I use my dick    HTML BB Direct Link Share
conversations
I think I'm pregnant    HTML BB Direct Link Share