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I want to put my evil inside you    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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You want to know the funny part? I sooo killed my fucking kid! HAHA Suck it America!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I don't always make fun of white people but when I do, they still laugh    HTML BB Direct Link Share
insults
I hope they can see this because I'm doing it as hard as I can
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I hate when I lose my black friend in the dark
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I drink until I pass out    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I love the D    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I got 99 problems but a    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Who do I crap on today?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I want to be wined and dined and sixty-nined    HTML BB Direct Link Share
insults
I love you but you have a tiny penis
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ecards
I think I left a blowjob at your house    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I don't smoke weed... I deep fry it!
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ecards
I found your problem. You're a fucking dumbass
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conversations
I think I'm pregnant    HTML BB Direct Link Share
conversations
I love you
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demotivational
Bitch, I said super size them fries    HTML BB Direct Link Share
conversations
I think I like this girl
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funny
Which seat can I take?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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i like pudding
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weed
i could buy mad weed
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funny
I FUCKING LOVE FOG
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insults
Even with my GPS I can't find any fucks to give
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religion
No I do not respect your religious beliefs!
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weed
i smoke marijuana
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insults
It is impossible to divide by the amount of fucks i give    HTML BB Direct Link Share
insults
yo dawg i heard you like fags
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truth
What if I told you judges aren't doctors And politicians aren't scientists?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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What if I told you my GMO crops did not contaminate your organic crops Your organic crops contaminated my GMO crops    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
Well I'd love to stay and chat but I fucking hate you    HTML BB Direct Link Share
zombie
I ate people before it was cool    HTML BB Direct Link Share
conversations
I just couldn't figure out how to turn the three around    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
Damnit I said Glass of Juice, not gas the jews
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Memes
I WAS VAPING!!!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
Talk all the shit you want about me At least I can balance a check book and get my dick sucked at the same time
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i look up pictures of penises on google    HTML BB Direct Link Share