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My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis
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Real friends don't get offended when you insult them    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I can nearly fit as many balls in my mouth as your girlfriend
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Her boyfriend is uglier than me
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piece of shit boyfriend    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Overly attached muslim girlfriend
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I'm not racist, I just don't want him raping my girlfriend    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I have a boyfriend    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Why did I unfriend you on facebook?
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My ex just sent me a picture of her having sex with her new boyfriend    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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She said lets just be friends
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having a best friend who is like your other half    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Honey Boo Boo's mother has a boyfriend and you're single.  Just let that sink in
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I need a job and a boyfriend
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I'm not racist. Some of my facebook friends are black
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Why people can't get a girlfriend
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Who needs girlfriend when you have chips
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Points a gun at his girlfriend    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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My girlfriend wishes I could see things from her point of view    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Your girlfriend is the april model for a urinal calender    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I have a friend who is anorexic
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during a thunderstorm i like to have sex with my girlfriend    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Your boyfriend has bigger boobs than you
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She will never have a boyfriend    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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facebook friend request    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I've got to post a picture of my alcoholic beverage so all of my facebook friends know how cool I am    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I hope we're friends until we die    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Your girlfriend doesn't always orgasm, but when she does, it's my name she cries out    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I don't always leave my girlfriend, but when I do it's because she's pregnant
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Only black guy on breaking bad sells friend chicken and meth
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My girlfriend's husband fights for your freedom    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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being weird when you're with your best friends
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The less friends you have the less bullshit you have to deal with    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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girlfriend during period    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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My girlfriend's pregnant    HTML BB Direct Link Share