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My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis
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Real friends don't get offended when you insult them    HTML BB Direct Link Share
redneck
Your girlfriend is the april model for a urinal calender    HTML BB Direct Link Share
insults
Her boyfriend is uglier than me
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insults
I can nearly fit as many balls in my mouth as your girlfriend
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quotes
I have a friend who is anorexic
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Why did I unfriend you on facebook?
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funny
My ex just sent me a picture of her having sex with her new boyfriend    HTML BB Direct Link Share
conversations
You know why your new girlfriend loves your dick so much?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Best friends forever    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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why can't we be friends    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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piece of shit boyfriend    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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during a thunderstorm i like to have sex with my girlfriend    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
If many have the same imaginary friend it's religion
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funny
I'm not racist, I just don't want him raping my girlfriend    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Honey Boo Boo's mother has a boyfriend and you're single.  Just let that sink in
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I fucked your girlfriend    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Asked my stoned friend to bring me a glass of tea.    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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My girlfriend's husband fights for your freedom    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
I like chicken too my friend    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
gets a new boyfriend and it's gone    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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She will never have a boyfriend    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
She said lets just be friends
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having a best friend who is like your other half    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
Muslims can't be friends with Non-Muslims
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ecards
I hope we're friends until we die    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
I'm not a slut.. I simply have a friendly vagina    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Friend zone level hercules    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Your girlfriend doesn't always orgasm, but when she does, it's my name she cries out    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Went to see my ex-girlfriend today
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Boyfriend says excuse me to the girl in the club    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
I'm no slut, I just have a friendly vagina    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
I'm not racist. Some of my facebook friends are black
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The less friends you have the less bullshit you have to deal with    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
So your friends think you are crazy because you think the government is going to round you up and put you in prison camps?    HTML BB Direct Link Share