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Spotted Dick
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Days your mom sucks dick
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i'd be much happier if your dick grew like pinocchio every time you lie
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Tell me again how I am sexist for calling Hillary Clinton a cunt After I just called Obama an ass raping dickhead    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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my dick just died    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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you should have sucked his dick
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It's a joke not a dick. Don't take it so hard
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Talk all the shit you want about me At least I can balance a check book and get my dick sucked at the same time
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Muhammad eat dick
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If I ever get married I'm going to make my wife suck my dick while I'm taking a shit
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The satanic cross? More like satan's dick
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I bet my dick is tiny compared to some of the shits you've taken
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BJs and Dicks    HTML BB Direct Link Share
conversations
You know why your new girlfriend loves your dick so much?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I don't always hit women but when I do I use my dick    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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How much did you say you would suck my dick for?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I'll see your 2 tits and raise you my dick
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i would bury my dick in that ass so far    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Harry Dick    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Is remembered for getting his dick sucked No one cares he bombed Somalia, Yugoslavia,       Bosnia, Haiti, Croatia, Zaire, Liberia,Albania,     Sudan, Afghanistan, Iraq, Yugoslavia and Yemen    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I just need time to find myself another dick    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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a ghost puts its dick in your mouth    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Mom does take special medicine because Daddy is a dick
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these black dicks are outta control    HTML BB Direct Link Share
insults
she wears underwear with dickholes in em
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I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Anjem Choudary can suck the invisible dick of Allah!
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There's more olive oil on this than popeye's dick    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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my sister likes to ride my dick    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Who put a dick in this box?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Dick Owner    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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my dick is stuck in the drawer
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His dick hasn't been this hard in 50 years
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We sucked ur dick in high school do u remember us?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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cactus dick    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Skinny Dick's halfway inn    HTML BB Direct Link Share