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ecards
I don't need anger management classes, You need shut the fuck up classes
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ecards
I will enroll in anger management classes when you enroll in shut the fuck up classes
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alcohol
A wine glass that fits my needs!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
y u no
dildos how does it feel in butthurt asses?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
demotivational
Mark Zuckerberg vs Julian Assange    HTML BB Direct Link Share
quotes
you know who wears sunglasses inside?
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y u no
sports fans y u no look at women ass instead of men?
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truth
OH YOU LIVE IN A FREE COUNTRY? TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU ARE ALLOWED TO LET YOUR GRASS GROW 2 FEET TALL
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y u no
christians y u fuck little boys asses?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
OH YOU WANT ME TO PAY TEN DOLLARS TO DUMP ICE OVER MY HEAD AND 100 DOLLARS IF I DON'T? HOW ABOUT YOU PAY ME TEN DOLLARS TO DUMP ICE OVER MY HEAD AND 100 DOLLARS NOT TO KICK YOUR ASS
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insults
Oh you posted about draft picks on facebook? Tell me again how you are not a complete moron who fucks himself in the ass with a toilet plunger
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Blank Memes
fatass    HTML BB Direct Link Share
stpatricks
Kiss my irish potato eating, whisky drinking ass!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
long day of assembling iphones    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
I better pass, I studied hard for this test    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
ease off the ass    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
Nothing like a glass of Ebola Tea    HTML BB Direct Link Share
insults
Oh you watch TV? Tell me again how you are not a complete dumbass
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insults
not sure if 90 percent of humans are dumbasses or 90 percent of humans are dumbasses
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ecards
who cares if the glass is half full of half empty.. fill that bitch back up with vodka    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
Tell me again how I am sexist for calling Hillary Clinton a cunt After I just called Obama an ass raping dickhead    HTML BB Direct Link Share
insults
i'd tell you to kiss my ass    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
Voted Obama? Embarrassed Yet?
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alcohol
You should always drink until you pass out    HTML BB Direct Link Share
alcohol
the glass can be half empty of half full    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
If lettuce cures cancer Why are you still a dumbass?
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ecards
i'd put my foot in your ass if your head wasn't in the way    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
tasty ass crackers    HTML BB Direct Link Share
conversations
password
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political
Assault weapon bans look like this.  Good job massachusetts
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funny
Asked my stoned friend to bring me a glass of tea.    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
Holy fuckin' shit this toy is fuckin kickass
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funny
Do you love me? Then give me your facebook password    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
Thanks for parking like an asshole    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
My foot in your ass    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
Promises hope and change Ass rapes you with no lube instead
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