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funny
You want to know the funny part? I sooo killed my fucking kid! HAHA Suck it America!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
no good plan starts with magic sperm
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funny
what earthquake    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself    HTML BB Direct Link Share
alcohol
You're not drunk until you have to grab onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth
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ecards
The world would be a much simpler place if chris brown would just start punching himself in the face    HTML BB Direct Link Share
insults
my heart has no room for you
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religion
When a jew drops a quarter
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ecards
you should stop worrying about your weight and start worrying about your boring personality    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
My new party trick. I swallow two pieces of string
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truth
are we starting a war on guns?
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funny
Tomorrow I'm gonna party like it's 911    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
Smart motherfuckers sound crazy motherfuckers to dumb motherfuckers    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
that wasn't a fart    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
OH JESUS IS THE KING OF EARTH? TELL ME AGAIN HOW HE COMMANDED THE ROMANS
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funny
HEY DARTH VADER LET'S FUCK LIKE RABBITS WE CAN MAKE DARTH THOR
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truth
I'LL BELIEVE IN GOOD COPS WHEN THEY START ARRESTING THE BAD COPS
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political
That fart tax on your taco bell receipt Is to prevent climate change
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funny
And when she touched me I came and started farting    HTML BB Direct Link Share
demotivational
Farts    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
I'm starting to really like Tony Abbott He reminds me of myself
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conversations
Your school needs a better english department
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ecards
Once the zombie apocalypse has started, I'm shooting everyone I ever wanted dead    HTML BB Direct Link Share
y u no
tea party y u tea bag everyone?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
demotivational
Smartphones    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
Earth has hurricanes?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
Is outraged bloomberg banned large sodas Wants to ban aspartame    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
Jump Start    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie    HTML BB Direct Link Share
demotivational
Pool farts
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ecards
I don't fart. I whisper in my panties    HTML BB Direct Link Share
martin luther king
Martin Luther King Jr had a dream
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demotivational
tea party
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funny
Bet you can't hit me with a quarter    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
cartoon therapy
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ecards
back before walmart    HTML BB Direct Link Share