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has anybody seen my contacts?
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Wonder how many times this bitch gets slapped a day?
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I hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Take as many pictures as you want    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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A lot of parents will do anything for their kids except let them be themselves    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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who's line is it anyway?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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they say so many people die because of alcohol    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I don't want to be a gynecologist any more    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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DOESN'T BELIEVE IN GOD RAPES ALTAR BOYS ANYWAYS    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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i would like to apologize to anyone i haven't offended yet    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Meanwhile in East Germany.. Oh shit that's america    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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OH YOU ARE A SERIOUS NEWS COMPANY? TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU REPORT CELEBRITY TWEETS
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Oh, the government calls you a consumer? And you don't think there is anything fucked up about that?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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do you have any idea how offensive that is?
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Burning things that don't mean anything to you    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Anythign you say can and will be held against you    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Can anyone tell me how girls become hoes?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Not since buddha have so many fat, bald men worked so hard to do so little    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Not going anywhere for a while? Have a snickers
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I went to lick my balls, and they just weren' tthere anymore
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whose line is it anyway?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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see how many chocolate bars sell when you suck a little cock    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Kanye West
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Diet coke? Now I can eat anything    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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It doesn't matter how many resources you have    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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No Hooking anytime    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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any time is a good time    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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hard work never killed anybody but why take the chance    HTML BB Direct Link Share