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I'm not gonna lie kid there was never any candy
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ecards
Many different religions
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I'm not saying she's a whore but.. even aliens don't want to probe that ass anymore    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life these days or I just don't give a shit anymore    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
Not since buddha have so many fat, bald men worked so hard to do so little    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Not going anywhere for a while? Have a snickers
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see how many chocolate bars sell when you suck a little cock    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Kanye West
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truth
It doesn't matter how many resources you have    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I don't want to be a gynecologist any more    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
Terrorist: Anyone in between america and the oil    HTML BB Direct Link Share
insults
Even with my GPS I can't find any fucks to give
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alcohol
buy any 2 drinks    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
Do you have any idea how offensive that is?
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demotivational
kanye west
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political
Oh, the government calls you a consumer? And you don't think there is anything fucked up about that?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
you ain't gettin any of this tonight    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
do you have any idea how offensive that is?
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demotivational
Choices - Silly emo, you thought you didn't have any    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
OH, YOU POST ANTI-REPUBLICAN PROPAGANDA? TELL ME HOW THE DEMOCRATS ARE ANY BETTER    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
I went to lick my balls, and they just weren' tthere anymore
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has anybody seen my contacts?
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Take as many pictures as you want    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, talk to me    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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any time is a good time    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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who's line is it anyway?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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hard work never killed anybody but why take the chance    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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they say so many people die because of alcohol    HTML BB Direct Link Share