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insults
I can nearly fit as many balls in my mouth as your girlfriend
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insults
I'd do anything to lose weight
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ecards
I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life these days or I just don't give a shit anymore    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
You can only say WTF so many times a day    HTML BB Direct Link Share
mothersday
You ain't gettin anything for mothers day bitch    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
Anyone caught exiting thru this door will be asked to leave!
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religion
DOESN'T BELIEVE IN GOD RAPES ALTAR BOYS ANYWAYS    HTML BB Direct Link Share
alcohol
buy any 2 drinks    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
Too many idiots choose socialism Instead of individual freedom!
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alcohol
Beer doesn't have many vitamins
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ecards
So that's why i work so many hours, so you can collect welfare
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funny
not going anywhere for a while?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
Oh, the government calls you a consumer? And you don't think there is anything fucked up about that?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
I'm not saying she's a whore but.. even aliens don't want to probe that ass anymore    HTML BB Direct Link Share
insults
Even with my GPS I can't find any fucks to give
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truth
OH YOU ARE A SERIOUS NEWS COMPANY? TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU REPORT CELEBRITY TWEETS
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conversations
I'm killing so many freaking Italians in this video game    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
Do you have any idea how offensive that is?
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demotivational
Kanye West
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truth
A lot of parents will do anything for their kids except let them be themselves    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
so many people choose to be stupid    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
i would like to apologize to anyone i haven't offended yet    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
Meanwhile in East Germany.. Oh shit that's america    HTML BB Direct Link Share
quotes
The most dangerous man to any government    HTML BB Direct Link Share
quotes
How many mexicans does it take to build a    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
If many have the same imaginary friend it's religion
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political
OH, YOU POST ANTI-REPUBLICAN PROPAGANDA? TELL ME HOW THE DEMOCRATS ARE ANY BETTER    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
I met a prostitute who said she'd do anything for $20    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
Not going anywhere for awhile?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
has anybody seen my contacts?
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funny
I don't want to be a gynecologist any more    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
Terrorist: Anyone in between america and the oil    HTML BB Direct Link Share
demotivational
Black shirts aren't fooling anyone you fat bitch    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
I'm not gonna lie kid there was never any candy
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demotivational
kanye west
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ecards
you ain't gettin any of this tonight    HTML BB Direct Link Share