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funny
Anyone caught exiting thru this door will be asked to leave!
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ecards
You can only say WTF so many times a day    HTML BB Direct Link Share
insults
I'd do anything to lose weight
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truth
Too many idiots choose socialism Instead of individual freedom!
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conversations
I'm killing so many freaking Italians in this video game    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
If many have the same imaginary friend it's religion
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truth
Meanwhile in East Germany.. Oh shit that's america    HTML BB Direct Link Share
alcohol
Beer doesn't have many vitamins
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truth
OH YOU ARE A SERIOUS NEWS COMPANY? TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU REPORT CELEBRITY TWEETS
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funny
I'm not gonna lie kid there was never any candy
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funny
Can I bring you anything else? Orange juice, tissues, your balls maybe?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
demotivational
Choices - Silly emo, you thought you didn't have any    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
Can anyone tell me how girls become hoes?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
Kanye West
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insults
I can nearly fit as many balls in my mouth as your girlfriend
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ecards
i would like to apologize to anyone i haven't offended yet    HTML BB Direct Link Share
mothersday
You ain't gettin anything for mothers day bitch    HTML BB Direct Link Share
quotes
The most dangerous man to any government    HTML BB Direct Link Share
quotes
How many mexicans does it take to build a    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
Do you have any idea how offensive that is?
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ecards
Many different religions
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funny
I'm not saying she's a whore but.. even aliens don't want to probe that ass anymore    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
I hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
who's line is it anyway?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
they say so many people die because of alcohol    HTML BB Direct Link Share
alcohol
buy any 2 drinks    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
So that's why i work so many hours, so you can collect welfare
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religion
do you have any idea how offensive that is?
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ecards
I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life these days or I just don't give a shit anymore    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
OH, YOU POST ANTI-REPUBLICAN PROPAGANDA? TELL ME HOW THE DEMOCRATS ARE ANY BETTER    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
I went to lick my balls, and they just weren' tthere anymore
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they told me i could become anything    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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has anybody seen my contacts?
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funny
Wonder how many times this bitch gets slapped a day?
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funny
Take as many pictures as you want    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, talk to me    HTML BB Direct Link Share