Did I Offend You? on tumblr

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religion
I am Jesus I may have been a really nice guy like Mahatma Fucking Gandhi, but do you idiot christians honestly think the son of an all powerful god would be defeated so easily?
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religion
WHAT IF CHRISTIANS MAKE DISASTERS AND THAT'S WHY THE BIBLE BELT IS TORNADO ALLEY
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religion
WENT TO CHURCH FOR THE WINE STAYED FOR THE ALTAR BOYS
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funny
I fucked chuck norris.. totally worth it
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religion
CLAIMS ATHEISTS HAVE NO MORALS STALKS AND HARASSES NON BELIEVERS
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ecards
I never called you a slut. I Said you were a fucking whore    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
DOESN'T BELIEVE IN GOD RAPES ALTAR BOYS ANYWAYS    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
Sexual positions for the lonely and the loveless
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religion
Oh Jesus was God? Is that why he prayed to God before he walked on water?
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religion
Claims not all catholics rape kids because he is a catholic Gets arrested for making kiddie porn three times
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weed
gay marriage and marijuana being legalized
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insults
Professionally speaking... you're fucked
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funny
OH YOU DRINK ENERGY SHOTS TO STAY AWAKE? TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU AREN'T TWEAKING OUT ALL NIGHT    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
IF GOD WAS REAL WHY DIDN'T HE STOP LIMP BIZKIT FROM MAKING A NEW ALBUM?
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funny
I just realized that I am a nigger
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demotivational
ronald mcdonald
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funny
sexually frustrated
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funny
oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
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funny
help i accidentally set my dog on fire
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religion
NOW YOU WILL CALL ME JESUS FUKUSHIMA
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alcohol
crown royal cookies    HTML BB Direct Link Share
redneck
Your girlfriend is the april model for a urinal calender    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
OH YOU LIVE IN A FREE COUNTRY? TELL ME AGAIN HOW PEOPLE IN INDIA SHIT IN THE STREET AND AMERICANS ARE ON SEX OFFENDER LISTS FOR PISSING IN ALLEYS
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funny
i don't always drink beer, but when i do i wake up next to a fat pig with whore make-up
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truth
OH YOU LIVE IN A FREE COUNTRY? TELL ME AGAIN HOW PEOPLE IN INIDIA SHIT IN THE STREET AND AMERICANS ARE ON A SEX OFFENDER LIST FOR PISSING IN AN ALLEY    HTML BB Direct Link Share
weed
legalized weed
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truth
911 - Still more believable than the original story
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weed
legalize weed
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funny
ACCORDING TO A RECENT STUDY BY NATURAL NEWS INHALING CAR EXHAUST CURES AIDS AND ALL FORMS OF CANCER AFTER 2 HOURS OF CONTINUOUS INHALATION
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religion
OH, GOD WILL GIVE YOU ALL THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE? IS THAT WHY PRIESTS INVENT THINGS AND SCIENTISTS DON'T?
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ecards
you don't actually love a person unless you occasionally want to kill them
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ecards
Sometimes people want to have full conversations really early in the morning    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
OH YOU ARE ARE EXCITED ABOUT THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE TELL ME AGAIN ABOUT ALL THE GREAT MOVIES DISNEY MADE
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Blank Memes
carl and rick from the walking dead    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
morality and religion
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weed
smoking pot may be illegal
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