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y u no
white people y u have small penis?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
who cares if the glass is half full of half empty.. fill that bitch back up with vodka    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
during sex you burn as much calories as running for 5 miles    HTML BB Direct Link Share
insults
What's better than winning gold in the special olympics?
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funny
IF METAL IS BETTER THAN JAZZ WHY ARE JAZZ DRUMMERS BETTER METAL DRUMMERS?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
insults
beer contains female hormones    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
Simba and nala having sex    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
Fuck allah and the camel he rode in on
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funny
Oh the new version of Stephen King's It won't be as good as the original? Tell me again how great made for TV horror movies are that ignore the book    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
marijuana is legalized and twinkies go bankrupt    HTML BB Direct Link Share
alcohol
the glass can be half empty of half full    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
Every single drug that has ever been recalled by the FDA...    HTML BB Direct Link Share
y u no
metallica y u drummer fuck your singer?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
If the health care reform plan is so great?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
zombie
zombie survival tip
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truth
We are all one    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete
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political
Not sure if Sarah Palin is a fame whore with a cheerleader mentality Or a puppet inserted into the tea party to discredit them
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funny
watermelon apocalypse    HTML BB Direct Link Share
alcohol
I just don't understand all these new drugs today
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halloween
halloween costume
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zombie
AMC bath salts    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
Fuck all the religion
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religion
According to the bible all of mankind descended from 1 man and 1 woman who had two sons
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funny
A real man loves his woman every day of the month    HTML BB Direct Link Share
y u no
Military wives, y u no like national butt hurt day?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
Oh, the government calls you a consumer? And you don't think there is anything fucked up about that?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
You do realize, darling, that if coffee were a man, I would leave you and not even say goodbye    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
My new party trick. I swallow two pieces of string
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funny
I've come across a stunning scientific anomaly you're fucking retarded    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
I've got to post a picture of my alcoholic beverage so all of my facebook friends know how cool I am    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
You're telling me the 3 piece meal come wit 2 sides?
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funny
Do you talk to your wife after sex?
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funny
Suicide is always an option
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religion
You can call me Mohammad    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
4th anal chili cook off    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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