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christmas
If santa is black how could he deliver all the presents while in jail?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
Oh, the government calls you a consumer? And you don't think there is anything fucked up about that?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
they still believe in fairy tales
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political
People think I'm a libertarian I'm actually an authoritarian Zionist    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
I don't always hit women but when I do I use my dick    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
You do realize, darling, that if coffee were a man, I would leave you and not even say goodbye    HTML BB Direct Link Share
christmas
Don't put lights on a palm tree    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
What if Obama's plan for free college Is actually him fining people who aren't in college?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
Ronald Mcdonald    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
Once the zombie apocalypse has started, I'm shooting everyone I ever wanted dead    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
WE DON'T WANT COMPANIES OUTSOURCING TO FOREIGN COUNTRIES THAT'S WHY I TRIED TO STEAL THE BUNDY RANCH AND SELL IT TO CHINA    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
She asked me to make her feel special
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conversations
was trapped on the escalator
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funny
If you're half asian and half white    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
Do you talk to your wife after sex?
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funny
He says he's getting me a facial and a pearl necklace
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funny
Suicide is always an option
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political
i'm fucking you all in the ass with no lube    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
When boys give you little, but special gifts    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
Educational background    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Blank Memes
bald britney spears    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
McDonalds    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
I want truly equal rights for women    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
Being raped burns more calories than regular sex!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
I hate it when adolf hiter steals my nutella
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funny
Call of booty
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funny
Can I bring you anything else? Orange juice, tissues, your balls maybe?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
are autistic people normal and we are the retards?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
The ledgend says that the m from mtv originally stood for music    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life these days or I just don't give a shit anymore    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
Florida woman calls 911 after McDonald's runs of of McNuggets    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
IT IS MORALLY WRONG TO CALL SOMEONE A THUG BUT IT'S OK TO DRONE BOMB INNOCENT FAMILIES    HTML BB Direct Link Share
demotivational
The original border patrol    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
AN APPEALS COURT FOUND NSA ILLEGAL? WHY DO WE HAVE THE 4TH AMENDMENT?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
I'd call you a douchebag but that would imply you could get near a vagina    HTML BB Direct Link Share