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quotes
The kid next door just challenged me to a water fight
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insults
prevent natural disasters
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retard saga
Flubby Wall Retard    HTML BB Direct Link Share
y u no
white people y u have small penis?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
morality and religion
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insults
what if all fat people were fat because they are lazy piggies?
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ecards
Men and women stalk differently    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
If Jesus voluntarily died for our sins Does that mean he was suicidal?
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weird
Mona Lisa alien
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funny
Always check your surroundings when eating a corndog
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weed
They should legalize marijuana
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funny
I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie    HTML BB Direct Link Share
y u no
y u no have normal name?
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truth
Stand up for what you believe in even if you're standing alone
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insults
mcdonalds
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religion
If Peter Parker pretended to be weak to keep his spider strength a secret Do Christians pretend to be homophobe to keep their alter boy molestation a secret?
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truth
Too many idiots choose socialism Instead of individual freedom!
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alcohol
I don't always drink    HTML BB Direct Link Share
insults
If I've ever offended you, just know what from the bottom of my heart, I really don't give a shit
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political
OH ISIS YOU YOU CALL PEOPLE COWARDS FOR USING DRONES AGAINST YOU? TELL ME AGAIN HOW COURAGEOUS YOU ARE WHEN YOU SLAUGHTER WOMEN AND CHILDREN FOR NOT BELIEVING IN YOUR FAIRY TALES
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funny
If you say no to oral sex...
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truth
The real reason that we can't have the ten commandments in a courthouse    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
who cares if the glass is half full of half empty.. fill that bitch back up with vodka    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
Drone conditioning So your children wont' freak out when they see this walking down the street    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
Tell me again how I am sexist for calling Hillary Clinton a cunt After I just called Obama an ass raping dickhead    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
Criminals prefer unarmed victims and dictators prefer unarmed citizens    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
Isn't buying health insurance without your health The same as buying car insurance without a car?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
Remember children, never mix pot alcohol and vicodin unless you want a wicked case of the fucking wonderfuls
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truth
OH YOU SHARED A PICTURE FROM NATURAL NEWS? TELL ME AGAIN HOW GULLIBLE YOU ARE    HTML BB Direct Link Share
valentines
Valentine's Day is about love? False it is about someone who has been recognized for having an exceptional degree of holiness by a pedophile cult    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
Dahvie vanity was only convicted of sexual abuse 4 times    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
Every single drug that has ever been recalled by the FDA...    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
if god is all knowing all powerful and all loving..
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ecards
non alcoholic beer
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insults
What's better than winning gold in the special olympics?
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political
I am fucking you all in the ass with no lube you newb bitches!    HTML BB Direct Link Share