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halloween
Happy Halloween
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From the first time I saw you I knew I was going to have real and/or imaginary sex with you    HTML BB Direct Link Share
halloween
hurricane on halloween
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I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you are getting hit on    HTML BB Direct Link Share
demotivational
Vagi-seal    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Forever Alone    HTML BB Direct Link Share
easter
Don't tell me you never wondered where all those Easter Eggs came from!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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college liberal    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Believes in aliens    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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samual l jackson    HTML BB Direct Link Share
demotivational
Allah
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I work well with others when they leave me the fuck alone    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
You're not a christian? You have no morals
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OH, THERE IS A NEW ROYAL BABY? TELL ME AGAIN WHY IT MATTERS    HTML BB Direct Link Share
conversations
Fall asleep in your arms
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funny
One bite and all your dreams will come true
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religion
Wait I just want to give you a lecture in metaphorical wife beating
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demotivational
Reality
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conversations
Super salad    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
I can always masturbate to grandpa's ashes    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
I don't always say suit yourself    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
retarded liberal bans instead of debates    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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terrified of entering the real world?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
Keep calm and don't get ebola
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funny
Mcdonalds: would you like a boy or girl toy with your happy meal? ME: Y'all have those here!?!?!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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anal sex
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reality check
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funny
When I'm not busy creating chaos and being the villain,  I like to frolick in a meadow and smell all the flowers!
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I'm a ginger and I don't have a soul!  I will also creep you out with my yellow teeth, freckles and bugged out eyes!
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CALLS EVERYONE TROLLS SECRETLY WANTS TO LICK THEIR ANUS    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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are my political posts annoying you?
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religion
I am Jesus I may have been a really nice guy like Mahatma Fucking Gandhi, but do you idiot christians honestly think the son of an all powerful god would be defeated so easily?
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Let me tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off
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and to think I almost swallowed you
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I'd let thousands of your potential children die on my face    HTML BB Direct Link Share