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religion
Oh Jesus was God? Is that why he prayed to God before he walked on water?
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religion
Claims not all catholics rape kids because he is a catholic Gets arrested for making kiddie porn three times
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IF GOD WAS REAL WHY DIDN'T HE STOP LIMP BIZKIT FROM MAKING A NEW ALBUM?
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demotivational
Casual Fridays
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OH, GOD WILL GIVE YOU ALL THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE? IS THAT WHY PRIESTS INVENT THINGS AND SCIENTISTS DON'T?
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quotes
The kid next door just challenged me to a water fight
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y u no
y u no have normal name?
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political
OH ISIS YOU YOU CALL PEOPLE COWARDS FOR USING DRONES AGAINST YOU? TELL ME AGAIN HOW COURAGEOUS YOU ARE WHEN YOU SLAUGHTER WOMEN AND CHILDREN FOR NOT BELIEVING IN YOUR FAIRY TALES
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metallica y u drummer fuck your singer?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
Not sure if Sarah Palin is a fame whore with a cheerleader mentality Or a puppet inserted into the tea party to discredit them
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political
OH YOU ARE ALL GOING TO BLOW UP MY NEWSFEED BECAUSE ROBIN WILIAMS IS DEAD? TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU BLEW UP MY NEWS FEED WHEN ISRAEL MURDERED 1000+ CHILDREN IN THE LAST MONTH
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political
IT IS OK TO KILL INNOCENT CIVILIANS WHEN TERRORISTS USE THEM AS A HUMAN SHIELD FALSE IF SOMEONE SHOT A GUN AT ME AND THEN HID BEHIND TWENTY KIDS, I WOULD NOT KILL THE KIDS TO GET TO HIM
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political
I'm starting to really like Tony Abbott He reminds me of myself
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y u no
Military wives, y u no like national butt hurt day?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
Oh, the government calls you a consumer? And you don't think there is anything fucked up about that?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
People think I'm a libertarian I'm actually an authoritarian Zionist    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
What if Obama's plan for free college Is actually him fining people who aren't in college?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
WE DON'T WANT COMPANIES OUTSOURCING TO FOREIGN COUNTRIES THAT'S WHY I TRIED TO STEAL THE BUNDY RANCH AND SELL IT TO CHINA    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
AN APPEALS COURT FOUND NSA ILLEGAL? WHY DO WE HAVE THE 4TH AMENDMENT?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
OH, YOU ARE GLAD THE GOVERNMENT ALLOWED GAYS TO MARRY? TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU DON'T HAVE STOCKHOLM SYNDROME    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
Thank you for calling at&t
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quotes
we all love porn
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funny
OH YOU DRINK ENERGY SHOTS TO STAY AWAKE? TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU AREN'T TWEAKING OUT ALL NIGHT    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
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y u no
white people y u have small penis?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
weird
Mona Lisa alien
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halloween
Halloween
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christmas
All I want for christmas is jew
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funny
a small town in Florida where half the population is made up of sex offenders
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weird
Getting real tired of your shit
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Blank Memes
double facepalm    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Blank Memes
Ronald Reagan    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
Dreams and goals are satan's way of distracting you from making dinner
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funny
Why good usbands choose cannabis instead of alcohol
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ecards
sex toy in someone else's yard sale
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ecards
anal sex
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