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political
IT IS OK TO KILL INNOCENT CIVILIANS WHEN TERRORISTS USE THEM AS A HUMAN SHIELD FALSE IF SOMEONE SHOT A GUN AT ME AND THEN HID BEHIND TWENTY KIDS, I WOULD NOT KILL THE KIDS TO GET TO HIM
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political
I'm starting to really like Tony Abbott He reminds me of myself
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conversations
I want those nice boobs to rub my bald head    HTML BB Direct Link Share
conversations
When boys call you my girl    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
People think I'm a libertarian I'm actually an authoritarian Zionist    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
What if Obama's plan for free college Is actually him fining people who aren't in college?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
OH, YOU ARE GLAD THE GOVERNMENT ALLOWED GAYS TO MARRY? TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU DON'T HAVE STOCKHOLM SYNDROME    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
anal sex
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ecards
I look at people sometimes and think... Really? That's the sperm that won?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
insults
I'd call you a cunt but you don't have the depth or the warmth
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insults
I can nearly fit as many balls in my mouth as your girlfriend
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religion
Oh Jesus was God? Is that why he prayed to God before he walked on water?
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quotes
we all love porn
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ecards
I'd let thousands of your potential children die on my face    HTML BB Direct Link Share
ecards
Dear face wash commercials    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
OH, GOD WILL GIVE YOU ALL THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE? IS THAT WHY PRIESTS INVENT THINGS AND SCIENTISTS DON'T?
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weed
If marijuna is not legal within the next five years
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political
OH ISIS YOU YOU CALL PEOPLE COWARDS FOR USING DRONES AGAINST YOU? TELL ME AGAIN HOW COURAGEOUS YOU ARE WHEN YOU SLAUGHTER WOMEN AND CHILDREN FOR NOT BELIEVING IN YOUR FAIRY TALES
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truth
Too many idiots choose socialism Instead of individual freedom!
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truth
Isn't buying health insurance without your health The same as buying car insurance without a car?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
quotes
Ally Bruener quote
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truth
OH GAS PRICES ARE CHEAP? TELL ME AGAIN HOW THE GOVERNMENT IS ASS RAPING YOU WITH ONE DOLLAR A GALLON TAXES    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
Food is a human right and the government should force GMO to be labeled FALSE growing your food is a human right, buying it is a service    HTML BB Direct Link Share
alcohol
I am not an alcoholic    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
GMOs make people sterile?               FALSE     GMOs are illegal in the UK and they have a lower fertility rate than USA where GMOs are legal    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
If bad publicitiy is good publicity What if march against monsanto was really monsanto marching against itself to make their stock prices go up?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
OH YOU ARE ALL GOING TO BLOW UP MY NEWSFEED BECAUSE ROBIN WILIAMS IS DEAD? TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU BLEW UP MY NEWS FEED WHEN ISRAEL MURDERED 1000+ CHILDREN IN THE LAST MONTH
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political
Oh so ISIS is going to put their flag in the white house? Tell me again how Obama didn't already do that
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Oh, the government calls you a consumer? And you don't think there is anything fucked up about that?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
christmas
Don't put lights on a palm tree    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
WE DON'T WANT COMPANIES OUTSOURCING TO FOREIGN COUNTRIES THAT'S WHY I TRIED TO STEAL THE BUNDY RANCH AND SELL IT TO CHINA    HTML BB Direct Link Share
conversations
was trapped on the escalator
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Blank Memes
bald britney spears    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
IT IS MORALLY WRONG TO CALL SOMEONE A THUG BUT IT'S OK TO DRONE BOMB INNOCENT FAMILIES    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
AN APPEALS COURT FOUND NSA ILLEGAL? WHY DO WE HAVE THE 4TH AMENDMENT?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
funny
McDonald's - Our food kills more people than aids and malaria combined
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