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al (749)

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When I'm not busy creating chaos and being the villain,  I like to frolick in a meadow and smell all the flowers!
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HATES WHEN CHRISTIANS CALL HER A STUPID ATHEIST CALLS BLACK PEOPLE NIGGER
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OH YOU WANT ME TO ACCEPT THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE? HOW ABOUT NO AND GO FUCK YOURSELF
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Keep calm and don't get ebola
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kEEP CALM AND EBOLA
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Mcdonalds: would you like a boy or girl toy with your happy meal? ME: Y'all have those here!?!?!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Mcdonalds: would you like a boy or girl toy with your happy meal? Me:  Y'all have those here?!?!!
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CALLS PEOPLE STUPID FOR BELIEVING IN GOD THINKS THE GOVERNMENT IS SPRAYING CHEMTRAILS ON HER
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I'm a ginger and I don't have a soul!  I will also creep you out with my yellow teeth, freckles and bugged out eyes!
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CALLS EVERYONE TROLLS SECRETLY WANTS TO LICK THEIR ANUS    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Real friends don't get offended when you insult them    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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No officer, my speech isn't slurred. I'm just talking cursive    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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NOW YOU WILL CALL ME JESUS FUKUSHIMA
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If Jesus voluntarily died for our sins Does that mean he was suicidal?
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memorialday
Memorial Day
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memorialday
McDonalds    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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sex toy in someone else's yard sale
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anal sex
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Douchebag apocalypse    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I look at people sometimes and think... Really? That's the sperm that won?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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The only thing I plan to accomplish at work today is to turn a gallon of coffee into a gallon of piss    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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reality check
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licking something to discourage others from stealing
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I am Jesus I may have been a really nice guy like Mahatma Fucking Gandhi, but do you idiot christians honestly think the son of an all powerful god would be defeated so easily?
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I'm actually not funny    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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OH, GOD WILL GIVE YOU ALL THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE? IS THAT WHY PRIESTS INVENT THINGS AND SCIENTISTS DON'T?
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OH YOU ARE ARE EXCITED ABOUT THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE TELL ME AGAIN ABOUT ALL THE GREAT MOVIES DISNEY MADE
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carl and rick from the walking dead    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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If Peter Parker pretended to be weak to keep his spider strength a secret Do Christians pretend to be homophobe to keep their alter boy molestation a secret?
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y u no
white people y u have small penis?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
y u no
y u no have normal name?
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Cultural differences
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If this is a christian country because the majority are christians Is it also an unemployed white male country?
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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU JERUSALEM HOLDS THE RECORD FOR THE LONGEST GAME OF KING OF THE MOUNTAIN
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Says modern medicine is a scam Wants to cure you with her Wiccan healing rocks
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Military wives, y u no like national butt hurt day?    HTML BB Direct Link Share