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Douchebag apocalypse    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I look at people sometimes and think... Really? That's the sperm that won?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Real friends don't get offended when you insult them    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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The only thing I plan to accomplish at work today is to turn a gallon of coffee into a gallon of piss    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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No officer, my speech isn't slurred. I'm just talking cursive    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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OH YOU WANT ME TO ACCEPT THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE? HOW ABOUT NO AND GO FUCK YOURSELF
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I'm a ginger and I don't have a soul!  I will also creep you out with my yellow teeth, freckles and bugged out eyes!
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I don't always make fun of white people but when I do, they still laugh    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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When I'm not busy creating chaos and being the villain,  I like to frolick in a meadow and smell all the flowers!
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Menstrual Coffins    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Mcdonalds: would you like a boy or girl toy with your happy meal? ME: Y'all have those here!?!?!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Mcdonalds: would you like a boy or girl toy with your happy meal? Me:  Y'all have those here?!?!!
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CALLS PEOPLE STUPID FOR BELIEVING IN GOD THINKS THE GOVERNMENT IS SPRAYING CHEMTRAILS ON HER
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CALLS EVERYONE TROLLS SECRETLY WANTS TO LICK THEIR ANUS    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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OH YOU ARE GOING TO DO THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE? HOW ABOUT YOU KILL YOURSELF INSTEAD?
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IF METAL IS BETTER THAN JAZZ WHY ARE JAZZ DRUMMERS BETTER METAL DRUMMERS?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Oh the new version of Stephen King's It won't be as good as the original? Tell me again how great made for TV horror movies are that ignore the book    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Keep calm and don't get ebola
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kEEP CALM AND EBOLA
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McDonald's - Our food kills more people than aids and malaria combined
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Fuck isreal
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ACCORDING TO A RECENT STUDY BY NATURAL NEWS INHALING CAR EXHAUST CURES AIDS AND ALL FORMS OF CANCER AFTER 2 HOURS OF CONTINUOUS INHALATION
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watermelon apocalypse    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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If certain people's ugly personality showed on the outside
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HATES WHEN CHRISTIANS CALL HER A STUPID ATHEIST CALLS BLACK PEOPLE NIGGER
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Let me tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off
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OH YOU DRINK ENERGY SHOTS TO STAY AWAKE? TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU AREN'T TWEAKING OUT ALL NIGHT    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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OH YOU ARE ARE EXCITED ABOUT THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE TELL ME AGAIN ABOUT ALL THE GREAT MOVIES DISNEY MADE
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I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete
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always coca cola
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Tornado Alley vs Bible Belt    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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sex toy in someone else's yard sale
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licking something to discourage others from stealing
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Unreported Catholic Church Sex Scandals
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Daniel Pantaleo    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Allah    HTML BB Direct Link Share