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Real friends don't get offended when you insult them    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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OH YOU WANT ME TO ACCEPT THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE? HOW ABOUT NO AND GO FUCK YOURSELF
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sex toy in someone else's yard sale
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Mcdonalds: would you like a boy or girl toy with your happy meal? ME: Y'all have those here!?!?!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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CALLS PEOPLE STUPID FOR BELIEVING IN GOD THINKS THE GOVERNMENT IS SPRAYING CHEMTRAILS ON HER
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The only thing I plan to accomplish at work today is to turn a gallon of coffee into a gallon of piss    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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No officer, my speech isn't slurred. I'm just talking cursive    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Thank you for calling at&t
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we all love porn
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weed
If marijuna is not legal within the next five years
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Ally Bruener quote
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political
Not sure if Sarah Palin is a fame whore with a cheerleader mentality Or a puppet inserted into the tea party to discredit them
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political
IT IS OK TO KILL INNOCENT CIVILIANS WHEN TERRORISTS USE THEM AS A HUMAN SHIELD FALSE IF SOMEONE SHOT A GUN AT ME AND THEN HID BEHIND TWENTY KIDS, I WOULD NOT KILL THE KIDS TO GET TO HIM
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HATES WHEN CHRISTIANS CALL HER A STUPID ATHEIST CALLS BLACK PEOPLE NIGGER
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Keep calm and don't get ebola
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kEEP CALM AND EBOLA
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Mcdonalds: would you like a boy or girl toy with your happy meal? Me:  Y'all have those here?!?!!
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anal sex
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Douchebag apocalypse    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I look at people sometimes and think... Really? That's the sperm that won?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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When I'm not busy creating chaos and being the villain,  I like to frolick in a meadow and smell all the flowers!
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I'm a ginger and I don't have a soul!  I will also creep you out with my yellow teeth, freckles and bugged out eyes!
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CALLS EVERYONE TROLLS SECRETLY WANTS TO LICK THEIR ANUS    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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licking something to discourage others from stealing
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reality check
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blackhistory
Let's all celebrate Black history month
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Shark Week has reminded me that we really need to discuss your oral sex technique    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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are my political posts annoying you?
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Let me tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off
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I'm actually not funny    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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and to think I almost swallowed you
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weed
gay marriage and marijuana being legalized
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I'd let thousands of your potential children die on my face    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Dear face wash commercials    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
OH YOU LIVE IN A FREE COUNTRY? TELL ME AGAIN HOW PEOPLE IN INDIA SHIT IN THE STREET AND AMERICANS ARE ON SEX OFFENDER LISTS FOR PISSING IN ALLEYS
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OH YOU LIVE IN A FREE COUNTRY? TELL ME AGAIN HOW PEOPLE IN INIDIA SHIT IN THE STREET AND AMERICANS ARE ON A SEX OFFENDER LIST FOR PISSING IN AN ALLEY    HTML BB Direct Link Share