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The only thing I plan to accomplish at work today is to turn a gallon of coffee into a gallon of piss    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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No officer, my speech isn't slurred. I'm just talking cursive    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Douchebag apocalypse    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I look at people sometimes and think... Really? That's the sperm that won?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Real friends don't get offended when you insult them    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Accidental racism    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Vagi-seal    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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OH, THERE IS A NEW ROYAL BABY? TELL ME AGAIN WHY IT MATTERS    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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smoking pot may be illegal
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The kid next door just challenged me to a water fight
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GMOS ARE BAD FOR YOU BECAUSE NATURAL NEWS SAYS SO
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If certain people's ugly personality showed on the outside
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Screw Oxford Health I got my own office now!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Screw Oxford Health I got my own office now!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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YO DAWG, YOUR $350 APPLE WATCH IS WATER PROOF? SO IS MY $10 WALMART WATCH    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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COPS PROTECT CITIZENS? FALSE. COPS PROTECT THEIR PAYCHECKS.    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Chinese father hires a virtual hitman to kill son in online games so he will get a job    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Political language    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Let me tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off
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and to think I almost swallowed you
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Casual Fridays
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If marijuna is not legal within the next five years
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Ally Bruener quote
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Oh, the government calls you a consumer? And you don't think there is anything fucked up about that?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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For every dumb thing I've said, there are literally thousands of dumb things I haven't said    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life these days or I just don't give a shit anymore    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Health Care Reform
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kEEP CALM AND EBOLA
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Fuck isreal
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licking something to discourage others from stealing
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Unreported Catholic Church Sex Scandals
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Shark Week has reminded me that we really need to discuss your oral sex technique    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I'm actually not funny    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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we all love porn
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legalized weed
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Stand up for what you believe in even if you're standing alone
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