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a small town in Florida where half the population is made up of sex offenders
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Menstrual Coffins    HTML BB Direct Link Share
memorialday
McDonalds    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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McDonald's - Our food kills more people than aids and malaria combined
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I don't always make fun of white people but when I do, they still laugh    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Fuck isreal
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insults
I'd call you a cunt but you don't have the depth or the warmth
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Aerial view of your mom's house    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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You are so dumb you are really dumb
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What if I told you Your mind is like a basketball in the winter?
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I can nearly fit as many balls in my mouth as your girlfriend
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memorialday
Memorial Day
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I may look calm    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I was trying to lick my balls    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Nuclear Oil Coal Wind    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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OH YOU WANT ME TO ACCEPT THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE? HOW ABOUT NO AND GO FUCK YOURSELF
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I am fucking you all in the ass with no lube you newb bitches!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
zombie
zombie survival tip
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fiscal cliff
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political
What if Obama's plan for free college Is actually him fining people who aren't in college?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Suicide is always an option
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Talk all the shit you want about me At least I can balance a check book and get my dick sucked at the same time
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religion
We fuck little boys all day long!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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are autistic people normal and we are the retards?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Dreams and goals are satan's way of distracting you from making dinner
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White man will steal my seat    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Thinks democrats are here to help him Is too stupid to realize FDR was a democrat who threw Asians in prison camps    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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mcdonalds chicken    HTML BB Direct Link Share
truth
I don't want free healthcare. I want affordable healthcare    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
What if the terrorists in the government are trying to make us terrorists by calling us terrorists so they can be terrorists and blame us for being terrorists when it is really them that are the terrorists?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Medical Afflictions of the cartoon world    HTML BB Direct Link Share
political
TELL ME AGAIN HOW EVERYONE SPEAKS THE SAME LANGUAGE AND HOW WE ALL SHOULD ADOPT THE LANGUAGE OF THE RED COATS    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Is the Republican's messiah Tripled the national debt, raised taxes,    supplied weapons and money for Nicaragua Contra, ignored AIDS, raided social security    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Chances of being called a fag by a total stranger    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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We almost had it! Missed it by THIS much...    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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HATES WHEN CHRISTIANS CALL HER A STUPID ATHEIST CALLS BLACK PEOPLE NIGGER
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