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Ally Bruener quote
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I'm a ginger and I don't have a soul!  I will also creep you out with my yellow teeth, freckles and bugged out eyes!
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OH YOU WANT ME TO ACCEPT THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE? HOW ABOUT NO AND GO FUCK YOURSELF
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Keep calm and don't get ebola
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kEEP CALM AND EBOLA
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Mcdonalds: would you like a boy or girl toy with your happy meal? ME: Y'all have those here!?!?!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Mcdonalds: would you like a boy or girl toy with your happy meal? Me:  Y'all have those here?!?!!
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CALLS PEOPLE STUPID FOR BELIEVING IN GOD THINKS THE GOVERNMENT IS SPRAYING CHEMTRAILS ON HER
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HATES WHEN CHRISTIANS CALL HER A STUPID ATHEIST CALLS BLACK PEOPLE NIGGER
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When I'm not busy creating chaos and being the villain,  I like to frolick in a meadow and smell all the flowers!
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CALLS EVERYONE TROLLS SECRETLY WANTS TO LICK THEIR ANUS    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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The only thing I plan to accomplish at work today is to turn a gallon of coffee into a gallon of piss    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Douchebag apocalypse    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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No officer, my speech isn't slurred. I'm just talking cursive    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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McDonald's - Our food kills more people than aids and malaria combined
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I look at people sometimes and think... Really? That's the sperm that won?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Real friends don't get offended when you insult them    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Pro-Life logic:
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sex toy in someone else's yard sale
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I don't always make fun of white people but when I do, they still laugh    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Fuck isreal
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Menstrual Coffins    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Criminals prefer unarmed victims and dictators prefer unarmed citizens    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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If bad publicitiy is good publicity What if march against monsanto was really monsanto marching against itself to make their stock prices go up?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
According to the bible all of mankind descended from 1 man and 1 woman who had two sons
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religion
Hey Jesus! Do that thing where you walk on water.
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conversations
When boys call you my girl    HTML BB Direct Link Share
easter
Don't tell me you never wondered where all those Easter Eggs came from!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
You can call me Mohammad    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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the original facebook    HTML BB Direct Link Share
insults
I'd call you a cunt but you don't have the depth or the warmth
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demotivational
Casual Fridays
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truth
Stealing your shit since 2004    HTML BB Direct Link Share
religion
Fuck allah and the camel he rode in on
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halloween
Halloween
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zombie
the zombie apocalypse is coming
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