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bitches be like
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you close your eyes
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Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver
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I want to put my evil inside you    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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OH YOU WANT ME TO ACCEPT THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE? HOW ABOUT NO AND GO FUCK YOURSELF
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sex toy in someone else's yard sale
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fuck me if I'm wrong but I think you wanna have sex with me
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HATES WHEN CHRISTIANS CALL HER A STUPID ATHEIST CALLS BLACK PEOPLE NIGGER
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i like pudding
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Keep calm and don't get ebola
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Nothing like a glass of Ebola Tea    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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kEEP CALM AND EBOLA
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According to my notes you're still a dirty whore    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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And the congregation said WDE!!!!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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This warm beer goes down like Michelle's cock
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IF YOU WANT YOUR EBOLA YOU CAN KEEP YOUR EBOLA
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OH YOU WANT ME TO PAY TEN DOLLARS TO DUMP ICE OVER MY HEAD AND 100 DOLLARS IF I DON'T? HOW ABOUT YOU PAY ME TEN DOLLARS TO DUMP ICE OVER MY HEAD AND 100 DOLLARS NOT TO KICK YOUR ASS
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The best remedy for dry mouth is wet vagina    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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When You At A BBQ At Magic Johnson's House And You See A Mosquito!!!!
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I will shit on everything you love
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My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis
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Mcdonalds: would you like a boy or girl toy with your happy meal? ME: Y'all have those here!?!?!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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COSBY GAFFE
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anal sex
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Mcdonalds: would you like a boy or girl toy with your happy meal? Me:  Y'all have those here?!?!!
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Black history
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dildo bike
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I'm not the kind of girl you can take home to your mother unless your mother is a drunk whore too    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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CALLS PEOPLE STUPID FOR BELIEVING IN GOD THINKS THE GOVERNMENT IS SPRAYING CHEMTRAILS ON HER
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Like if U cry every time... Or just go fuck yourself
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if you are in the military you are a welfare queen
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Ummm, Nevermind. I
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i expect my pussy to be eaten
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I hear you think your shit doesn't stink?
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Damn it Carl You cannot keep sodomising dead zombie's!!!!
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iphone 5
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