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200 pictures of you at the bar
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Being on my period makes me ridiculously horny
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You're not fucking handicapped, you're fat.
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This is my favorite day of the week to break my feeble vow to never drink again
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anal sex
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McDonald's - Our food kills more people than aids and malaria combined
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i'd be much happier if your dick grew like pinocchio every time you lie
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I didn't make it to the gym today
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Free to a good home    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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No, you may not axe me a question
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I miss you like an old man's urine stream misses the toilet    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I hide behind sarcasm    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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family jewels
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I think I left a blowjob at your house    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I'd let thousands of your potential children die on my face    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Advanced sarcasm
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JESUS FREAK    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Anyone caught exiting thru this door will be asked to leave!
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Driver carries no cash. He's married
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old saying
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corpse
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you should sell hot dogs    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I could never figure out why my eyes were bloodshot after sex
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Shark Week has reminded me that we really need to discuss your oral sex technique    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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are my political posts annoying you?
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It's a joke not a dick. Don't take it so hard
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I'm actually not funny    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Why did I unfriend you on facebook?
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Treat me like a lady and fuck me like a whore
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the reason i swear so much is because fuck you    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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and to think I almost swallowed you
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It seems to me you've got a bad case of being a whiney little bitch    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Dear face wash commercials    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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you went full retard man
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dog    HTML BB Direct Link Share