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You want to know the funny part? I sooo killed my fucking kid! HAHA Suck it America!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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queef!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Congratulations!! Dixie Normous
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Angelina Jolie
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Anyone caught exiting thru this door will be asked to leave!
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According to my notes you're still a dirty whore    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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You can only say WTF so many times a day    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Spotted Dick
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it was delicious    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Mahamoud Ahmadinejad and his mother
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Menstrual Coffins    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Respect My Authoritah!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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corpse
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you close your eyes
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I want to put my evil inside you    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I'm not the kind of girl you can take home to your mother unless your mother is a drunk whore too    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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The only thing I plan to accomplish at work today is to turn a gallon of coffee into a gallon of piss    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Shit Creek    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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McDonald's - Our food kills more people than aids and malaria combined
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I'll touch your penis    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Fuck isreal
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I don't always make fun of white people but when I do, they still laugh    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Shut the hell up Barack Obama!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Driver carries no cash. He's married
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every 21 minutes our next possible crackhead is aborted    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Evolution takes a turn for the worse
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Free to a good home    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Children can distract you while driving so put them in the trunk    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Donuts
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I love you more than Chinese restaurants love cats
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Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic
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I hear you think your shit doesn't stink?
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Your inability to keep your legs closed...
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Douchebag apocalypse    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I will enroll in anger management classes when you enroll in shut the fuck up classes
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Don't let people push you around. Unless you're in a wagon, 'cause that shit is fun.
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