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Jesus fucking christ
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I don't need anger management classes, You need shut the fuck up classes
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I will enroll in anger management classes when you enroll in shut the fuck up classes
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Don't let people push you around. Unless you're in a wagon, 'cause that shit is fun.
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I love you more than Chinese restaurants love cats
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Roses are gay, violets are gayer, fuck this poeam, and listen to Slayer.
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Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic
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Angelina Jolie
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Anyone caught exiting thru this door will be asked to leave!
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At least I'm not a nigger!
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bitches be like
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you close your eyes
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Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver
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I want to put my evil inside you    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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OH YOU WANT ME TO ACCEPT THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE? HOW ABOUT NO AND GO FUCK YOURSELF
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i like pudding
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sex toy in someone else's yard sale
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HATES WHEN CHRISTIANS CALL HER A STUPID ATHEIST CALLS BLACK PEOPLE NIGGER
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fuck me if I'm wrong but I think you wanna have sex with me
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According to my notes you're still a dirty whore    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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The best remedy for dry mouth is wet vagina    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Keep calm and don't get ebola
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Nothing like a glass of Ebola Tea    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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kEEP CALM AND EBOLA
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My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis
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And the congregation said WDE!!!!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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This warm beer goes down like Michelle's cock
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IF YOU WANT YOUR EBOLA YOU CAN KEEP YOUR EBOLA
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OH YOU WANT ME TO PAY TEN DOLLARS TO DUMP ICE OVER MY HEAD AND 100 DOLLARS IF I DON'T? HOW ABOUT YOU PAY ME TEN DOLLARS TO DUMP ICE OVER MY HEAD AND 100 DOLLARS NOT TO KICK YOUR ASS
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When You At A BBQ At Magic Johnson's House And You See A Mosquito!!!!
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I'm not the kind of girl you can take home to your mother unless your mother is a drunk whore too    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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COSBY GAFFE
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Mcdonalds: would you like a boy or girl toy with your happy meal? ME: Y'all have those here!?!?!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Mcdonalds: would you like a boy or girl toy with your happy meal? Me:  Y'all have those here?!?!!
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I will shit on everything you love
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I hear you think your shit doesn't stink?
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