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excuse me but could you please watch your language?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
I'm not saying she's a homewrecker
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my balls aren't going to lick themselves    HTML BB Direct Link Share
facebook has officially become as creepy    HTML BB Direct Link Share
you should stop worrying about your weight and start worrying about your boring personality    HTML BB Direct Link Share
I'm going to hell in every religion    HTML BB Direct Link Share
I'm no cactus expert but I know a prick when i see one    HTML BB Direct Link Share
you do realize you're going to have a hard time walking tomorrow
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do you buy your pants on sale?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
i'd put my foot in your ass if your head wasn't in the way    HTML BB Direct Link Share
some people think i say inappropriate things    HTML BB Direct Link Share
i wanna girl who's a freak  in the bedroom    HTML BB Direct Link Share
this is a list of who asked for your opinion    HTML BB Direct Link Share
You're talking to me again    HTML BB Direct Link Share
how to win her love
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who cares if the glass is half full of half empty.. fill that bitch back up with vodka    HTML BB Direct Link Share
piece of shit boyfriend    HTML BB Direct Link Share
You had a bad day?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
I was going to the gym    HTML BB Direct Link Share
fifty shades of gray and magic mike    HTML BB Direct Link Share
can you please turn me into an asshole/    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Lean Cuisine really filled me up    HTML BB Direct Link Share
My nonexistent balls are bigger than your real ones    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Don't forget to vote today    HTML BB Direct Link Share
When i grow up i want to marry a grown man addicted to playing video games
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If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Irony    HTML BB Direct Link Share
gang-banged by crayola    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Karma    HTML BB Direct Link Share
once you go black you never go back episode of mythbusters
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Are my political posts annoying you?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
When we would kiss I'd always throw up into my mouth just a bit    HTML BB Direct Link Share
You are ridiculous with your annoying and unncessar use of hashtags    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Maybe you should post more about it on facebook    HTML BB Direct Link Share
I won't give a fuck next Monday either    HTML BB Direct Link Share
You're like the first slice of bread in the bag    HTML BB Direct Link Share