Did I Offend You? on tumblr

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his last girlfriend was the craziest bitch he ever met
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i do not spew profanities    HTML BB Direct Link Share
I would say I'd be your boss someday but I don't plan on being a pimp
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religion is like a penis
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you have gone beyond muffin top    HTML BB Direct Link Share
i didn't realize that you're an expert on my life    HTML BB Direct Link Share
I'm so indie    HTML BB Direct Link Share
did you want to smoke this weed?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
I'm not saying shes a slut    HTML BB Direct Link Share
a man can shoot a deer from 100 yards away    HTML BB Direct Link Share
i am sorry my awesome sense of humor offends you    HTML BB Direct Link Share
if you can't say anything fucking nice about anyone
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he was a wate of a perfectly shaved vagina
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you ain't gettin any of this tonight    HTML BB Direct Link Share
why can't we be friends    HTML BB Direct Link Share
facebook friend request    HTML BB Direct Link Share
you shut your fucking mouth    HTML BB Direct Link Share
full of shit    HTML BB Direct Link Share
i'm the shit    HTML BB Direct Link Share
zombie apocalypse    HTML BB Direct Link Share
grab a straw because you suck    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Many different religions
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you knew damn well that was the wrong hole    HTML BB Direct Link Share
complaining about what I post    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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the early bird can have the stupid worm    HTML BB Direct Link Share
what do hurricane sandy and snooki have in common?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
I'm a pacifist    HTML BB Direct Link Share
the democrats are clamoring to see romney's tax returns
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anderson cooper is gay?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
if someone hates you for no apparent reason    HTML BB Direct Link Share
best relationship advice    HTML BB Direct Link Share
you were beautiful until your photoshop trial expired    HTML BB Direct Link Share
some men were conceived through anal sex
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magic mike    HTML BB Direct Link Share
i failed a spelling test    HTML BB Direct Link Share