Did I Offend You? on tumblr

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you're a sick twisted fuck
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i expect my pussy to be eaten
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i would like to apologize to anyone i haven't offended yet    HTML BB Direct Link Share
can we just smoke weed and cuddle naked?
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benefits of dating me    HTML BB Direct Link Share
You blocked me?
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you don't actually love a person unless you occasionally want to kill them
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one of those days where literally everything pisses you off    HTML BB Direct Link Share
everybody wanna be a gangsta
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classy women don't have one night stands
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no one gives a fuck
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I'm not shy    HTML BB Direct Link Share
my ex texted me    HTML BB Direct Link Share
It's snowing outside    HTML BB Direct Link Share
My business isn't your business    HTML BB Direct Link Share
taco bell
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opposites attract
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non alcoholic beer
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you inspire my inner serial killer
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somtimes it's best not to question me just help me dump the body in the river    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Sometimes people want to have full conversations really early in the morning    HTML BB Direct Link Share
printable cold sores
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men and women have different ways of cleaning a toilet
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I'm not saying shes a slut im just saying she's been on more wieners than ketchup
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that wasn't a fart    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Men and women stalk differently    HTML BB Direct Link Share
i use excessive sarcasm    HTML BB Direct Link Share
north carolina    HTML BB Direct Link Share
dear ememies haters and doubters
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don't expect a bless you after the 5th sneeze
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marijuana is legalized and twinkies go bankrupt    HTML BB Direct Link Share
these pills will make you stop being a crazy bitch    HTML BB Direct Link Share
deprive yourself of carbs    HTML BB Direct Link Share
I'm single and ready to mingle    HTML BB Direct Link Share
This is not a fucking g-rated website, you fucktard
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red white and blue
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