Did I Offend You? on tumblr

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I could never figure out why my eyes were bloodshot after sex
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Why did I unfriend you on facebook?
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I hide behind sarcasm    HTML BB Direct Link Share
It's a joke not a dick. Don't take it so hard
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I'm actually not funny    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Let me tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off
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Being on my period makes me ridiculously horny
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I miss you like an old man's urine stream misses the toilet    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Treat me like a lady and fuck me like a whore
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Advanced sarcasm
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the reason i swear so much is because fuck you    HTML BB Direct Link Share
I think I left a blowjob at your house    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Dear face wash commercials    HTML BB Direct Link Share
This is my favorite day of the week to break my feeble vow to never drink again
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You're not fucking handicapped, you're fat.
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It seems to me you've got a bad case of being a whiney little bitch    HTML BB Direct Link Share
I'd let thousands of your potential children die on my face    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Thank you for calling at&t
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Shark Week has reminded me that we really need to discuss your oral sex technique    HTML BB Direct Link Share
and to think I almost swallowed you
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family jewels
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I am so broke I am being sponsored by a kid in Africa
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reply to your sarcasm with sarcasm
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No, you may not axe me a question
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are my political posts annoying you?
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I didn't make it to the gym today
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licking something to discourage others from stealing
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anal sex
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sex toy in someone else's yard sale
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i'd be much happier if your dick grew like pinocchio every time you lie
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reality check
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old saying
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fuck me if I'm wrong but I think you wanna have sex with me
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200 pictures of you at the bar
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Millions of people on welfare depend on you    HTML BB Direct Link Share
you should sell hot dogs    HTML BB Direct Link Share


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